Dr. Ku Advice

[Korittke]

dr ku, i could prolly get a gf in less than a week but im a lazy bum plus i wouldnt even have time for her, what to do?

 

[TweaK]

I accidently uploaded 14 gb, but shaw only allows me to upload 1 gb. Help! Should I just frag their asses?!

 

[Maverick]

Dr. Ku is on vacation again. I don't know how long he'll stay in business. His patients are already sleeping in his office waiting for him.

 

[Hot Action Cop]

I leave for a damn day and theres 20 questions!! ok here we go

Originally posted by Maverick
Dr. Ku! Why is this thread sticked?

Cause someone up there is smart.

Originally posted by TwEaK the freak
Answer my damned question!
Also, I would like to add that I drank a bottle of antifreeze because I thought it was that colour changing koolaid. That was 9 hours ago. What should I do?

I would recommend induced vomiting and contacting your local poisen control.

Originally posted by Koirtrekaffffnua
dr ku, i could prolly get a gf in less than a week but im a lazy bum plus i wouldnt even have time for her, what to do? [/B]

That Dr. Ku not dr ku. And if your so lazy and you wouldnt have time for her it shows a lack of maturity. Just wait until you have less things going on in your life.

Originally posted by TwEaK the freak

I accidently uploaded 14 gb, but shaw only allows me to upload 1 gb. Help! Should I just frag their asses?!

Wise man once say: What Shaw dont know wont hurt em.

Originally posted by Mav-to-the-Rick

Dr. Ku is on vacation again. I don't know how long he'll stay in business. His patients are already sleeping in his office waiting for him.

Thats what the cots are for, and i was ONLY gone a day! i check it every morning bufu!

 

[DB]

Well, i come home from work to find that my hamsters having a mass orgy in my living room!! what should i do Dr. Anus?

 

[Hot Action Cop]

Originally posted by Dark Blade
Well, i come home from work to find that my hamsters having a mass orgy in my living room!! what should i do Dr. Anus?

you damn bastard! No help for you! I am NOT Dr. Anus. Dr. Ass i can forgive, but Dr. Anus??? NEVER! Helga! Throw this fart out!

*Big german lesbian helga grabs Dark by the neck and throws him out the window*

 

[DB]

*grabs onto the ledge and jumps back in*


HELP ME DR. BUTTOX!

 

[Hot Action Cop]

This isnt the rpr forum! please dont spam in my thread!

 

[Amantis]

Dear Doctor,

Would you be so kind as to tell us how you became a doctor?

Thanks,
- Amantis
A curious heebie jeebie

 

[Jason]

Dr. Ku, I Can't Stop Throwing Used Condoms At Old Ladies...

What Do I Do?

 

[Hot Action Cop]

Originally posted by Amantis
Dear Doctor,

Would you be so kind as to tell us how you became a doctor?

Thanks,
- Amantis
A curious heebie jeebie

Sure. One day i was walking down the street and some guy offered to give me gills if i gave him my liver and lungs. So i said no thanks but can i watch. His name was Gahossensnizael. Greatest man of all time *crying* Well he taught me all i know.... and here i am!

Originally posted by Veizleinfasnd
Dr. Ku, I Can't Stop Throwing Used Condoms At Old Ladies...

What Do I Do?

Make balloon animals out of em! Use em on your cars tires during the winter! Um... or sell em to me... err my friend.

 

[Theroy]

People wont stop makeing fun of the bunny what can I do

 

[DB]

What could i buy for ten pubic hairs?

 

[Zaku]

My penis just fell off. What should i do? Put it in a cooler and run to your office?

 

[TweaK]

I blew my knee falling out of a tree.
The antifreeze won't come up. (2 days ago)
Everybody says to cut my hair because they say im a hippy.
The summer break isn't coming fast enough!
I need some pussy.

HELP!

 

[DB]

I got fired today... i was working at a grocery store and some 7 year old asked me for some gum, and i told him next aisle, yet he wanted me to go get it, so i said no, he kicked me in the shin, and i punched him through a wall... why did I get fired?

 

[Kaldaris]

Dr.Ku! I revently caught Maverick sleeping with his dog, what should I do?? THE TRAUMA~!!!!

- Kaldaris
A traumatized victim.

 

[DB]

I kept hitting Maverick with rocks and stones and boulders... now I think he is dead... I already poked him with a stick.. and he wasnt moving! What should I do?


-Dark Blade
the killer person of Maverick who was beaten with rocks uncontrollably causing me to be a killer

 

[flashflores2]

hey doc, when I was young I got chick pox on my penis and I scratched it while I was sleeping and when I woke up my penis was the size of a horses penis...
it has never gone back to normal size so I walk around with this huge penis
what do i do?

 

[TweaK]

Don't get boners in public areas!