Dr. Ku Advice

[Jason]

Yes.

 

[torrid mind]

punk you have ALWAYS found ham sexy.

 

[Abominable Pamma]

Whys is shortys_girl seksier than torrid now? (sorry torrid )

When will i get to **** shortys_girl?

When will she read this and say "omg you sick twisted sonf of a pamma!"?

 

[lonely_person]

y do i feel soooo lonely? DR. KU ???

 

[coRtALoS]

Dear Dr. Ku,

I've come to find during the time I've been here that a certain person not named Theroy has a strong sexual attraction to me.

Though I find him very good in the sack, I don't think he pleasures me as much as Kamikaze, Maverick or God. Should I dump them all and date my supermodel ex-girlfriend again, or jump in a pile of dung and flare my nostrils to naked pictures of you?

- Sgt. Ghetto Booty

 

[Theroywhatisthis4now]

I'd edit that but I lost my privallages

 

[Maverick]

Dr. Ku,

Cortalos has gone mad! First he started a bunny clan then banned Theroy and keeps banging us with a baseball bat everytime we get in the Staff forums. I want to know how to stop this madness before I he kills me with his Cortaminated kisses and cuddles.


Lt. RyanBwing

 

[Korittke]

Dr. Ku, i need a topic for two not existing persons. they need to discuss about it and it should be some social or biological shit like umm atmoic energy or umm i dunno, suggestions?!

 

[Amantis]

Dear Doctor,

I find myself rather attracted to the name Hot Action Cop and have started daydreaming far too many times. What should I do?

- Amantis
The Daydreamer

 

[Maverick]

Dr. Ku!

My daughter Tronga just turned 18. She wants to get laid but I don't want her to have sex before marriage. She is so rebellious now. What should I do?



Frustrated Father

 

[Korittke]

ppl ppl this has to get more serious

 

[Amantis]

Dear Doctor,

My wife has forgotten that I'm the father and that she is a lady. How can I make her come back to reality?

- Amantis
Annoyed husband

 

[Maverick]

You need to call Cort for that and give her a night of passion....err.... consultation.

 

[Amantis]

Dear Doctor,

My wife is becoming more disturbing than ever...Is there a way to help me out there?

- Amantis

 

[Maverick]

Hehehehehe... This doctor sure takes a vacation a lot.

 

[TweaK]

Dear Dr. Ku:

I sunburt my feet so much, I can barely walk.
I Also don't want to go to school, but my evil parents are forcing me too, and they also scheduled me to get like 8 bajillion needles that I dont want.

Help!

 

[torrid mind]

amantis just slap her and say "bitch get back in the kitchen!!!!!"
then go beat her into submission and make more babas itll work!

 

[IDefy]

Y wont the d2 patch come out im getting very impatient how can i solve this problem?

 

[Maverick]

Submission? That's rather...disturbing of you Torrid. But again it maybe fun!

 

[torrid mind]

i think it has.... im not sure however... so dont take my word on it