Dr. Ku Advice

[Zaku]

Originally posted by Raccoon
I don't shop. I do 150 sits ups 5 times a week and I run and bike regularly. I can see them when I flex, but they won't 'develope'.

Stop eating you fat ass.

j/k

 

[TrongaMonga]

Dr. Ku, why do you have a name that in my language seems Cu, which means ass?

Are you Dr. Ass then?

 

[Original Raccoon]

Originally posted by Zaku
Stop eating you fat ass.

j/k

Guilty as charged... I do eat alot. But not 'junk food'. I eat steak 4 times a week.

 

[Zaku]

Heh, just by chance... im grilling steak right now

 

[Emperor Pan I]

I, i mean my umm Friend has this thing happening, where his skin is turning red when he is all horney nad stuff and the girls just point and laugh at me, umm i mean him. what should he do?

 

[Original Raccoon]

Steak is so good. Especially with this spice stuff we got... its...

Clubhouse la Grille Montreal Steak Spice...

*mouth waters* You should try it Zaku.

 

[Zaku]

Are u ****ing kidding me, im using montreal steak spice

 

[Kitty]

And now I really need help...

I have 2 male cats under our windows and doors, trying to call my female cat out. What do I do to make them leave? Other than neutering my poor little kitty?

 

[Original Raccoon]

Zaku... are you bullshittin??!

Edit - You talking about this?

 

[Original Raccoon]

OK... Getting back on topic...

Dear Dr. Ku

Could you please tell me when I will begin going through puberty? It has been a long 15 years and I am tired of waiting. Everyone laughs at me because of my high voice... it really hurts my feelings. Can you recommend a shot or something that can speed up the process... or maybe a lotion that I can rub on myself to get more hair. Anything you could say would be of great importance.

- Mr. Squeeky Hairless

 

[IDefy]

i know im not the doctor but... u could take those hormone pills like they did in south park then have god come down and u can ask him y u dont have pubs

 

[Original Raccoon]

I don't think I am going to be doing that anytime soon... anyway, I'll wait for the expert opinion of Dr. Ku thank you very much!

 

[Maverick]

Originally posted by Raccoon
OK... Getting back on topic...

Dear Dr. Ku

Could you please tell me when I will begin going through puberty? It has been a long 15 years and I am tired of waiting. Everyone laughs at me because of my high voice... it really hurts my feelings. Can you recommend a shot or something that can speed up the process... or maybe a lotion that I can rub on myself to get more hair. Anything you could say would be of great importance.

- Mr. Squeeky Hairless

I got the cure right here. All you have to do is stand on George Washington's nose in Mt. Rushmore and sing the American anthym 50 times a day. Your voice would be as deep as George "Dubya" Bush in a month.

 

[Original Raccoon]

Odd... you don't look like Dr. Ku. Only he can prescribe the proper way to go about this. Anyway, I don't know all the worlds to the American anthem, so it wouldn't work...

 

[Maverick]

Oh! I guess we'll just have to make desperate measures then. Take out your voice box and insert a voice box that belongs to a cow? Now say A! Sounds deep enough?

 

[Original Raccoon]

All I can say is MOO!!! You idiot!

 

[Maverick]

Good! Now go out and get your girl! Seriously how old are you? Why are you having problems with puberty?

 

[Original Raccoon]

I am nearly 16 and I only have 2 pubic hairs. Why?

 

[torrid mind]

Dear Dr. Ku
this forum has been taking up so much of my ****ing time I have no time to play Diablo. What should I do?
Another problem im having is whippy wont stop mentioning drugs whenever he’s around me and I want him to die... how should I get this done? It needs to be slow and painful
Yours truly
Sleepless in... uhhh... Vegas.

 

[Maverick]

Originally posted by Raccoon
I am nearly 16 and I only have 2 pubic hairs. Why?

I see. Maybe it's just in your genes that you are not hairy like some people.