Dr. Ku Advice

[Hot Action Cop]

Originally posted by Raccoon
Well Done Dr. Ku...

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Dear Dr. Ku

I recently spontaniously combusted. Luckily, there was a bottle of WD40 nearby and I was able to put it out. What would be the best way to begin healing?

Porn and beer. Next question:

Originally posted by Kaldaris

Dr. Ku, you've really NOT helped me, Kaldaris keeps trying to kill Gilgamesh while attempting to put him in the cage!!

You gotta use some self control. Or get someone else to do it for you. Have Paradox put gilga in his cage and Kald put paradox in his. Next question

Originally posted by Zaku
Dear Dr. Ku,

I got Drafted into the US army, i also weight 599 pounds. Should I go or run off into Canada like a pussy and smoke some pot?

Well if you do run off to canada you would blend in well with the pot and pussyness. Its ultimatly up to you but i suggest losing some wieght and growing a beard so no one reconizes you.

Next question.


Thats all for now

~Dr. Ku~

 

[l33t 0n3]

When I went to the dentist, there wasnt a dentist but my priest. He tied me down, knocked me out with a cross and started giving me a blowjob! What should I do? Send him to Cana... err hell?

 

[hunter_killer]

OK, my thing is a serious matter, but you guys could ridicule it if you want

I found out that this girl likes me, after this dance we had last week. I started to like her too. Anyway, I know it seems easy to just go up to her and ask her out, but I don't want to screw up and give her the "I'm a stalker feeling" that I gave this girl I used to like. And we have one week left of school. What should I do, Dr. Ass?

 

[Hot Action Cop]

Originally posted by l33t_0n3
When I went to the dentist, there wasnt a dentist but my priest. He tied me down, knocked me out with a cross and started giving me a blowjob! What should I do? Send him to Cana... err hell?

Canada should be hell enough for him.

 

[Hot Action Cop]

Originally posted by hunter_killer
OK, my thing is a serious matter, but you guys could ridicule it if you want

I found out that this girl likes me, after this dance we had last week. I started to like her too. Anyway, I know it seems easy to just go up to her and ask her out, but I don't want to screw up and give her the "I'm a stalker feeling" that I gave this girl I used to like. And we have one week left of school. What should I do, Dr. Ass?

Dont ever call me Dr. Ass Again. Its Dr. Ku. And just ask her out
seriously. Just go up and say, "May i escort you to the movies?" or "May i have the honor of taking you out" and see where it goes from there. Remember, roses always help out a situation. And do it in front of a lot of people, that shows her you really like her and that you care for her. Have a rose in one hand and bend bend down on one knee and say wat i told you. if, by a long shot, she says no, some other girl will like the romantic gesture and may confess something to you.

 

[Lwek]

My zipper on my pants won't zip up. Should I start walking naked?

 

[Hot Action Cop]

Originally posted by Master Virus
My zipper on my pants won't zip up. Should I start walking naked?

please for all things holy no!! just buy new pants!

 

[Amantis]

Dear Doc,

Help! Cort is threatening to show us his nudity! What should we do...?

- Amantis
A horrified sweetie

 

[Hot Action Cop]

Originally posted by Amantis
Dear Doc,

Help! Cort is threatening to show us his nudity! What should we do...?

- Amantis
A horrified sweetie

Buy my cortaminate proof glasses. Prevents you from seeing any part of cort but his face. Still working out the bugs with the seeing his face part.

only $900,000,000 US dollars, a llama or a lifetime supply of happy candies

 

[daoffshoreman]

doctor ku, how can i get rid of the annoying gay love affairs of people like cort and theroy?

 

[Hot Action Cop]

Well corts dead. You havent heard? he was found naked, dead and with his hand down some dead chicks pants. so thats that. Also, you can just shoot em.

 

[Zaku]

*runs in, puff puff*

DR KU

I just found out that my dad is gay, what should i do?

 

[Maverick]

Originally posted by Kamikaze
really, even after all the times you slept over?

p.s. this has nothing to with anything but, i'm a professional rubix cube champion:wasted

Getting hot in here. Keep it up you two and now it's my time to watch and eat the popcorn Amantis.

 

[Amantis]

I think I'll disguise myself as Threepwood for that matter...

- Amantis

 

[Maverick]

Threep what? You mean my next door hot neighbor? Good idea Amantis!

 

[TweaK]

I found this thread too amusing!!! what do i do now?? my parents think im weird cuzz im laughing for no reason Diablo has also eaten my life! help!!!

 

[Hot Action Cop]

Originally posted by Zaku
*runs in, puff puff*

DR KU

I just found out that my dad is gay, what should i do?

Give him coRt's clones number. Actually there is a self help group called MPPCA or something i'll get back to you on this one.

 

[Hot Action Cop]

Question 1: Take a breather from diablo. You'll get the chance after question 2.

Question 2: See a doctor and stay in bed for a few days NO COMPUTER AT ALL. Drink lots of liquids and oh yeah dont die... and call 911.

 

[TweaK]

Answer my damned question!
Also, I would like to add that I drank a bottle of antifreeze because I thought it was that colour changing koolaid. That was 9 hours ago. What should I do?

 

[Maverick]

Dr. Ku! Why is this thread sticked?