600 signs you play too much Diablo 2 LoD

[LargeAlcoholic]

291. You know that Diablo is spainsh for Devil
292. You name your pet "Baal"
293. You think that Flavie the amazon is Hot
294. You realize that the assassin's ass is nice
295. You always want to be Gheed when u grow up

 

[Oxide08]

296. you r supposed to be doin an importnant assignment in class... but insted u look at diablo items seein wat would be good for u to use

297. U tell everyone in your family u just fought the dcloen and tehy are like wtf r u talkin about

298. u trade away good stuff just to try out a bug in diablo (flamebellow and being an indestruble barb)

299. you get so bored u decide to make a bomber barb...( 4 sokcetd armor, 2x6 socketd sword, 3 socketd helm full of psn facets and other die facets)

300. all u can think about while ur away from ur computer is wat your meph bot found ... WOOT 300 I AM BETTER THAN JOO

 

[M3_feelin_0wn3d]

real 300 urs is no reason... put that shit underneath it. and no u didnt think of 300 reasons u thought of those u made the 300th reason not all including. dôh
300: you suddenly stand up in class and say : "omg there's 2 times ASS in ASSASSin , thats why she has a great but!" and you laugh maniacal! MUHAHAHHAAAH

 

[Oxide08]

302. You buy a mini fridge put it in ur computer room and stock it full of food/drinks cuz u dont wanna leave and miss somethin exciting on diablo ( i have mini fridge full of food and pepsi in my computer room... i am hardcore)

 

[WildfireFX]

303. you light something on fire, and wish you had a fire facet to make the flames even bigger.

304. you act like a retard in class pretending your ruler is a doombriger.

 

[Khull]

305. You fear to go outside in the woods, or anywhere wild for that matter, for you fear there are monsters lurking about.

Originally posted by WildfireFX

You act like a dumbass in class pretending your ruler is a doombringer

me and my freind had a ruler/sword fight in class once.

 

[t.A.T.u97]

306: When you date some stranger on there to be nice and flirt for items......if ya don't believe me, ask Summit and White Angel and.......

 

[SilentReapr]

307: You are so good, when you log on D2, blizzard sends a message to everyone saying you are on.

308: Blizzard prays at your doorstep on how you became so godly

309: When you are getting beaten up at school, you wish you had a DIE FACET.

310: You try to make a shadow warrior of yourself to go to school for you with added health so he can withstand bulliess.

311: You can name every single unique item in diablo whilst in your sleep.

312: You can't sleep, so you go to the cow level and stand in the middle, and started counting them.

 

[Kao]

313. You come up with stupid reasons to get this thing to 600.

 

[Al Coe Holick]

314. you state in your will that your windforce, ss, and valor be given to your sister, and your BOTD zerker, enigma, and vamp gaze go to your brother at the time of your death.

315. Y0(_) \/\/|2I''|''3 Y0(_)|2 ''|''3|2?/\/\ P4P0rz |/\/ 1337....

316. you build a custom made wooden box to buy groceries, and call it your "trade window"

317. your vocabulary only consists of: "follow me", "this is yours", "Time to die", "Forgive me", "RUN!", and "thank you"

 

[lexigirl]

318: Al Coe Holick gets a life before you quit playing...
319: You realize that you may starve to death if you dont stop playing diablo
320: You love d2 so much you become a blizz worker to play more but hate yourself because you have to ban you own account

 

[wally898]

321: You hit a deer while driving and get out to see if it dropped anything good.

 

[ChrisH36]

322. You rob a jewelry store because you saw an soj there

323. Your playlist for winamp is all Diablo 2 songs and wavs.

324. You go to your friend who is black and say "Hey Paladin"
(not being racist)

325. You build a pike out of a fencepost and you run around town doing 11-63 damage to people

326. You paint a red bar on a slab of wood and when you punch someone , you paint black on it to represent a health bar.

327. You take 1 day to think up a new excuse because people are lazy

 

[TheFallenOne]

329. U break ur pencil and go ask ur teacher if she can repair it.

330. when u see a latinos girl u tell her ur location so she can teleport tonight.

331. U throw ur new p4 3.2 ghz away when u die yelling STUPID LAG!

332. When u talk about d2 to ur g/f all day long. (wont last long)

 

[rameyaj]

333. U have red this far and are still reading...
334. And Are still continuing to read past this one

 

[t.A.T.u97]

335:When you use your rack for items or offer "oral pleasure" for items.........twice.

 

[ChrisH36]

where is 328? People stop skipping numbers

336. You start to become a lumber jack, anf you custom build your axe to be a Hellslayer.

337. You spin in circles with a knife or a baseball bat, thinking you can whirlwind into enemies

338. You pumch a bully. but you throw a match at him because he is immune to physical

339. You paint robotic people black, saying "Behold my revival power"

 

[Merranvo]

340 You post on this post on how YOU play too much LOD, i know my respose doesn't deserve to be here

 

[ChrisH36]

341. A guy knocks on your door and says "You want to buy a Stormshield for $5" and he gives you a disk with a cron virus in it.

 

[SilentReapr]

342: You travel to india to learn the art of zakarum and become a devoted holy followerer

343: You memorised all the stats of every single UBER item in D2

344: You do genetic engeering on your cat to make it into a Spear Cat

345: You wonder if you die you'll become a Prime Evil

346: If you do become a prime evil you wonder if you will be trapped with a soulstone

367: You travel to egypt to look for the TRUE tomb of Tal Rasha

368: You go to Egypt to see if you can find a mystic portal to the Arcane Sanctuary

369: You wonder if you will find harems surrounding the mystic portal to the Arcane Sanctuary

370: You think it would've been cheaper to employ Sorceresses for Iraq.

371: Your only fear of employing Sorceresses to Iraq is that they have Resistence Hurricane Driuds waiting.