600 signs you play too much Diablo 2 LoD

[ChrisH36]

My friend made up this one:

223: You invade a cow farm and kill all the cows thinking there Hell Bovine, then when a bull comes, you make a town portal because you fear that killing the bull will make the farm disappear

 

[M3_feelin_0wn3d]

224: whenever you see a dead cow u walk around it with a very big distance cus u are afraid someone will click on it and it will go boom!!

 

[Megaritis]

225. You use items from glass because they look ethereal.
226. You are 10 metres away from someone and you try to dragon flight him.
227. You never touch hammers because you think they are blessed hammers.
228. You can't sleep at night if you don't think about your favourite character.
229. You wear charms all over your body.
230. When a person dies you repeatedly say "Your deeds of valor will be remembered".

 

[Kao]

231: You have friends at school who play the game and every time you are together you ONLY talk about what you did last night.

 

[Khull]

232. Your over 30, single, working at Mc.Donalds, and live with your parents.
(This goes along with my 198th reason)
233. You create a shrine all about Diablo in your closet or attic or whereever.

(Who acually thinks we will make it to 600? I guess if people thouhg hard enough we might come close)

234. You name your child (assuming of course you get that far ) after an NPC from D2(i.e. Warriv, Halbu, Atma, you get the idea)

 

[Oxide08]

235. You play from 8:00am when u woke up to 12:00 am when u go to sleep (i did ... no school for me) that makes me wanna cry... wta a waste of time DAMN U DIABLO

 

[ButtPlug]

236. When you get a good item and try to sell it on ebay and thinking you can make big money off of it.

ButtPlug

 

[Kao]

237. You start thinking what a waste of time Diablo 2 is. (But it's so fun!)

 

[ChrisH36]

238. You place remote mines into corpses and you press the detenator when someone walks by, creating a nasty corpse explosion

 

[M3_feelin_0wn3d]

like there are just corpses lying on the ground and someone just happely walks by... riiiiight.

239: You make folders of diablo and go in the city to spread them around so more people play diablo2!
240: You think Battle.net never lags or crashes and is bugfree

 

[a1steaksauce]

ug this is personal experince.

241. in aim u type "/f msg hey" in stead of just "hey"

 

[ChrisH36]

242. You strap bombs to yourself thinking you want to be a Fanatic Enslaved when you grow up.

243. You invent a lightning gun that allows you to use lightning inferno just like Diablo

244. You say "**** you" or "asshole" and think your friends and enemies are going to be cursed by Amplify Damage

 

[paintlicker]

54. You see evil everywhere.

 

[Kao]

245. You say no to your friends to go home and play D2.

Note: HA! Banned after 2 posts... lol..

 

[ButtPlug]

246. You will pay money for DIABLO2 item...
I personally think that is the most lamest thing... wasting money on a game...Glad I'll never take it that far.

ButtPlug

 

[Static]

246:you constintly collect the wirts leg in WC3


Nice thought Butt plug... do you happen to like Opie and Anthony?

 

[ChrisH36]

Why would I want to buy bytes of information for no apparent reason, I would make an account to get sold and make MYSELF money

248. You think that by attacking a beetle, he will send out lightning bolts and shock you

249. You fear spiders because when you squash one, you may accidently set off Giant Spiders to kill you

250. You get banned from the forums for going into the DiabloForums and spam "Diablo 2 roxxors my boxxors"

 

[Plumpamania]

251). You start to use your penis as a sword and tell your mom that you found your Grandfather. . .

252). You drink a lil bit and start trading your gear for another beer!

253). You prefer to play D2 instead of gettin laid.

 

[Kao]

254. You start drawing diablo 2 stuff on your homework + school papers + books.

 

[minny]

255.you convince your friends to play diablo2.