600 signs you play too much Diablo 2 LoD

[ChrisH36]

ImmortalKing and later posters, you have bumped this thread almost can we get back on topic?

404. You wear football armor hoping it is ik armor

405. You throw ice cubes thinking they are Ice Blasts

 

[MadKrownLove]

406. get mad when teacher / boss doesnt replenish life / mana.
407. throw arms in air n in front of u to tele.
408. when your shopping, and say "my merc would put this to good use".
409. u ask everyone u see if they play d2x on bnet.
410. pockets are full, and you say "/f m xfer plz?" outloud.
411. u leave homework at home n tell teacher its on your mule.
412. got your wife / gf addicted cuz the ''shopping'' is fun.
413. call a mean midget Rakanishu or old skinny man Pindle.
414. u drink B-52, Blue Kamikazes, Red Death's n think your gaining life/mana (they are alcoholic drinks) :nooob
415. someone says "lets take this outside" and your reply is "im not at the hostility level yet" just so u dont get your azz pwned
416. your boss tells you to stop doing this shat and u say "not enough mana".
417. you throw a (blessed) hammer thinkin it will frisbee around you. ~hammer= universal machine repair kit :loopy
418. u considering "sleeping in" as "laggy respawn".
419. u only care about d2x, homework, gf, and family r n00b 5h1t.
420. hide in forest n blaze with the shaman.
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[ChrisH36]

421. You think a fat woman walking to the opera in a fur coat is Treehead Woodfist (Brute)

422. You make a windforce out of old wood and electrical batteries around your house, but it backfires and kills you.

423. You are so paranoid about resistances that when you go outside and its a blizzard, you think a holy freeze monster is around.

 

[putanginamo]

Originally posted by Hellwolf_36
421. You think a fat woman walking to the opera in a fur coat is Treehead Woodfist (Brute)

ROFL!!!!

424. You see Oprah Winfrey on T.V. (when she was fat) and immediately you think...She looks like Treehead Woodfist (Brute)

 

[dusty_pip]

425. When in chemisty class you are making a green liquid and when the glass midget comes in the room you throw it at him/her hoping the liquid will explode and kill the damn fallen.

426. If you steal your mom's jewelry hoping to find a white ring.

427. If you use more then 1 computer to play diablo 2

428. You freak out when the phone rings b/c you think its the hostile sound.

 

[M3_feelin_0wn3d]

429: everytime u hear someone talking about ANY other game u say. h@h@ Y0|_| /\/3\/\/|37@r. D2X 0\/\/N2 |_| R @R5E

 

[CountyCop88]

430: Whenever you do better at something (like a test) than someone else you tell them owned, gg, thanx.

431: When a friend of yours is going to get into a fight, you tell ur friend " Dude, you'll own that noob."

 

[danhopper]

432: When u drink 12 cans of coke so u dont fall asleep at 4am and can keep playing.
433:when u have dreams about your pindlebot and what u r gonna find!
434: When u get diablo on your golie mask for ice hockey.(yes i did it and it looks great!!)
435: When you sit down on your computer start diablo without looking.
436: When you think skin heads are zombies.
437:When you wont pickup the phone because u are too into the game.
438:When you spend valentines day on diablo.
439:when you skip school to play diablo.
440:When u can get a charecter to lvl 90 in 3 days on the ladder.
441: When the only way someone can get you off your computer is to pay you.
442: When you run pindle bot on more then 1 computer over night.
443: When you day dream about your items at school.
444: When you are read this forums beacuse u cant have the diablo at school.

 

[Painshok]

118 and 132 are sooo true!
445: when you buy and read all 3 of the diablo series books

 

[ReachProtoss]

446: You Wake Up, and your door is shut, so u grab ur bow and start shooting arrows at it @@.

 

[ChrisH36]

447. You become Larzuk and you make armor out of household materials

448. You want to become a paladin so you can ward off evil and eat donuts like a holy man

449. You think Nali from Unreal and Unreal Tournament are Sand Raiders

 

[putanginamo]

450. While riding the subway you mimic the monster sounds (Rakanishu, Brutes, Zombies etc...) and the people around you look at you like wtf is your problem.

True story: I did that and this girl was laughing at me. But I got her phone number and alot more from her

 

[ReachProtoss]

451:wile shopping u get impatient in line and start repeating... comon, follow me, comon, follow me, comon, follow me, comon, follow me.

 

[ReachProtoss]

452: you get scared at about 4 am hearing noises insted of thinging of the boogy man, u think shenk is comeing after you.

 

[CyberneticSheep]

453 A friend lends you money you never pay him back and shout HAHAHAAHAH NOOB I SCAMMED j00 A$$

 

[CountyCop88]

454. Whenever you are bored in a class, so you start to classify everyone in class into a Diablo 2 character class.(barb, pally...)

454. When you get your own or u fathers hunting bow and walk around pretending that you are a zon that is dueling.

 

[Painshok]

a number got repeated

456 (i guess decide for me in the next post): you strongly BELIEVE that life is Diablo II Hardcore

 

[Sazdy]

457. When you walk on to a busy interstate and say "What do I care, this life is softcore!"
458. When a dog comes near you and you raise your hand hoping Armegeddon comes down on him and misses you totally... yet follows you around!

 

[Plumpamania]

459). When fighting your friends you say "Time To Die" instead of something childish that you would normally say.

460). You love Hawiian Punch thinkin it is an HP pot.

 

[MadKrownLove]

461. u know the xp needed for each level
462. you can picture meph doing any of his moves in any direction anywhere in durance 3.
463. you have muled sets (not particularly the green ones) for certain level ranges. ie. sigons for all of norm, etc.
464. you know how to track diablo clone any time of day.
465. you know the trade game too well and can work your way to wf from a simple rune (or whatever, u get it.)
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