OOC: Raphael's trying to make a joke...
I get my worst ideas over at my "cousin"'s house... I don't know why!
BoT:
The Corrupt Final Warrior: NEVER!!
Drake: Damn. When he want's to yell, he can yell...
Sam: Aw shit, my ears...
Katie: What?! Say that again! I can't hear you!
*THe Rose Queen Warrior descends, to the ground, right in front the Corrupt Final Warrior.*
Rose Queen Warrior: What kind of twisted entity could have done this to you?... No man nor mortal magicks, that much I can tell.
Voice: Idiots. You will all bow down to my newest Knight, the Knight of Corruption!
Rose Queen Warrior: So it was yourself, was it, Raphael? What did you do?
Voice: Bow!
The Corrupt Final Warrior: You can't sweet talk me anymore, darling. Do as the Apollyon says... or else *grins.*
Voice: BOW!
*A magical force pushes everyone into a bow, and forces the women to curtsy.*
Voice: Offer me no resistance, and I shall not harm thee... too much. Ha ha ha!
Rose Queen Warrior: So this is how it ends, eh, Rezael?
The Corrupt Final Warrior: I am NOT Rezael. He is a weak fool.
Rose Queen Warrior: Yet you are evil, just like him. So I'll call you Rezael.
The Corrupt Final Warrior: I hate to do this, but... *draws sword* I'm gonna have to prematurely execute you! *Holds sword up high, swings it downward onto the Rose Queen Warrior's neck. The sword, however, does not cut straight through the Rose Queen Warrior's neck. Instead, it stops in mid-air.*
Voice 2: You forget, Raephael, that my magic is as strong as my brother's.
Rose Queen Warrrior: The sword would not have cut through anyways. There is an inscription on the sword blade that says something along the lines of,
"This blade will ne'er be used for evil,
Nor be used to serve unto the good an innocent,
A cold-blooded death."
Voice 2: That may be so, but-
The Corrupt Final Warrior: SHUTTUP! SHUTTUPSHUTTUPSHUTTUP!
Voice 2: Brother, did you teach him any manners at all? Like the one where one does not yell at one's lord?
Voice: Yes, I taught him, and he knew. But to publicly embarass me...
Renesa: I'm hearing voices...
Wolfz: So it seems that Lord Apocalypse and Lord Apollyon are used to having civil conversation.
*Mass chaos ensues. The Corrupt Final Warrior dances around, screaming, "SHUTTUP!" while everyone is trying to subdue him. The two Griffins are courting each other, and the two brothers are talking about the "good old days." Drake is talking with Sam, teaching him some "toughness." Then a stranger appears.*
Stranger: *mutters*Jeez. I leave for a few hours, now look at what's happened...
Sam: Hey, who are you?
Stranger: Crap, do I look that different? EVERYONE< STOP AND BE QUITE!
*Everyone tops in mid-step, even the Corrupt Final Warrior, who is bawling his eyes out.*
Rose Queen Warrior: You seem... familiar. Very familiar. As if you were an old friend... or lover. But I never had any lovers, except for Raphael.
Zacxko: Yeah... he does seem kinda familiar. If only he'd remove his hood.
Stranger: Sorry, old friend, but no. If I am not remembered, then I am not wanted.
The Corrupt Final Warrior: Yes, you aren't wanted.
Stranger: It is not your place to say. It is the lady's.
Rose Queen Warrior: Stay, of course. But if we do not know you, then why would we forget you?
*The stranger says nothing, choosing to draw his own sword, whoch happens to be a rapier.*
*The Rose Queen Warrior morphs and changes back into her old self.*
Rhianna: I know that blade... I think.
*The stranger turns to face the Corrupt Final Warrior and brings his blade into a fencing stance.*
Stranger: En garde!
The Corrupt Final Warrior: I'm gonna skewer you and roast you like a shish-kebab!
*A battle ensues, much like DBZ, but with the addition of swords. In the middle of the fight, the stranger's cloak is caught onto the Corrupt Final Warrior's blade and comes off, revealing...*
Rhianna: RAPHAEL?!
Sam: What the....?
Drake: Uh-oh. Two of them? That is NOT good.
*Indeed, it is Raphael, the Final Warrior. For some reason, he seems to be dueling the Corrupt Final Warrior, and seems to be holding his own, yet he has not changed.*
Rhianna: *whisper*Where have you been Raphael?