I'm jsut found out I am going to be a father

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hmmm i like whitney....but my last name is stockstill (dun ask) and i need something that kidna flows yet will not make him/her sound liek a geek...well we are going to go to the docter this thurdsday to get a check up and all...i am so excited...i still got half a bottle of rum so after that i guess i am going to cut back.. lots of support i didn't expect here. thnx alot. and i woudl of posted more but some many newbs r flooding the forums its hard to get on these days
 

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Joe
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Michael
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All i can think of that is suitable for a boy... One more thang, how does sex feel like?
 

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Name him Roy then all the kids at school can call him Theroy. And if the get confused they might accidentaly call him Theory and then he'd be cool.

And he can get a chick like the one in my Avatar. Then he could bring her home and well your son is away you can steal his girlfriend. That would be even cooler.

You'd end up on like Jerry springer that would be cool to.
 

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How does sex feel????? hmmm like warm apple pie......and no i am not naming my child pikachu.

Be funny thought picking him up from school ,"Pikachu RETURN!!"
 

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Originally posted by glowpole
How does sex feel????? hmmm like warm apple pie......and no i am not naming my child pikachu.

Be funny thought picking him up from school ,"Pikachu RETURN!!"
LOL, pikachu is a killer name. Then he be popular, since the girls thinks pikachu is cute you kid can be pikachu.

and is it it painfull when you stick the limo in the parking lot? is it like apple pie? lol
 

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Originally posted by Lil' Azn Thug
LOL, pikachu is a killer name. Then he be popular, since the girls thinks pikachu is cute you kid can be pikachu.

and is it it painfull when you stick the limo in the parking lot? is it like apple pie? lol
y not try it out, street hookers now are cheaps.

If u realli wanna kno if its painfull, try masterbating wit a tube sock(American Pie):p

well congratz on the kid, givin life is a gift, n ur using it.
 

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Originally posted by glowpole
Well my g/f told me the other night when we was partying that she was pregnant....so looks liek i am going to be a dad..I always wanted a son but not so soon...ack looks like i got some growing up to do..well anyways I am hoping its a boy and i want to call him hunter. I like Hunter. Like ,"Hey Hunter les go hunting." hehe but I got 9 weeks to get every immature selfish childish act out before i haft to grow up so jsut a pre-waring that when my baby comes into this world i will haft to leave bf..kinda sux but hey thats life you know? anyways i was wondering if you guys could list some names i might name my kid when he/she comes?? I am open for suggestions..

ps. please i don't want see ,"NAME HIM BUTT SECKS!!!" be serious
how about she does an abortion and u have kids later?

I always liked the names jack, darren and james for guys ;)...but i like darren more...dso thats how im gonna name my kid when im gonna have one.

PS: how many weeks she in?
 
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Originally posted by glowpole
hmmm i like whitney....but my last name is stockstill (dun ask) and i need something that kidna flows yet will not make him/her sound liek a geek...well we are going to go to the docter this thurdsday to get a check up and all...i am so excited...i still got half a bottle of rum so after that i guess i am going to cut back.. lots of support i didn't expect here. thnx alot. and i woudl of posted more but some many newbs r flooding the forums its hard to get on these days
Good God I feel sorry for your child.
 

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20 isnt a bad age to have a baby really...i mean, hes not gonna be growing up laughing at his daddys age. good luck to ya glowpole
 

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well i rather have a kid while i am some what younger that way when he is 1-15 i want eb old and gray and be able to go out and do things....notice i am refering it as a he(hoping) anyways i belive i will eb a good father...i won't let him smoke or dirnk till 18 though..doubt it will matter. But at first sex deos hurt for the girl not the guy...onlything is trying to get it in.....wait htf did we get on this topic...the best way to get a godo idea is when ur in the shower squirt shampoo all over your wanker and grip it as tight as u can and go back adn forth...somthing lie kthat
 

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Originally posted by glowpole
well i rather have a kid while i am some what younger that way when he is 1-15 i want eb old and gray and be able to go out and do things....notice i am refering it as a he(hoping) anyways i belive i will eb a good father...i won't let him smoke or dirnk till 18 though..doubt it will matter. But at first sex deos hurt for the girl not the guy...onlything is trying to get it in.....wait htf did we get on this topic...the best way to get a godo idea is when ur in the shower squirt shampoo all over your wanker and grip it as tight as u can and go back adn forth...somthing lie kthat
Its good to have kids while u are young..its true, but u have to have the stability and the posibility to offer him/her all it needs. raising a baby is a true hassle. it has many rewards but as some1 said.. u love them a little bit more when they are sleeping or being quiet :D.

u have to teach one thing to ur kid..if u both decide to have it... SAFE SEX!. it doesnt matter what age u are starting as long as u are resposible about it. u have a monagamus relationship? (seing exclusevly just one person). u take ur relationship further. I mean like she starting to take anti-conceptional pills or the 3-months shot. Is not that hard ppl.

we should have a sex forum and find out things ur parents should tell u in the first place.

geez where are ur parents to tell u all this?

"But at first sex deos hurt for the girl not the guy......."

wtf u talking about dude? :/...lol. it hurts for one reason...coz u are tense. remeber one thing. us women can give birth and if we can do that...we manage that just fine...:p. lubrication is the key. if u hold that key u are the master of the palace :D.
 

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Well..

I wrote out a long response, but dont feel like expressing alot opinions and getting all personal so...


CONGRADULATIONS AGAIN GLOWPOLE!!!!!!!!!
 

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luck go happy. or some thing like that. man 20 and will be have his first kid...pointer just go over board with it ok..the the troop in the docks..(god i cant believe i am saying this) i should shut up.
but if you irish there are some good names there. just dont name him bryan.. trust me

my sister is on her 5th kid... just dont have that many trust me been an uncle sence i was 3 is not kool... but i give me some thing to blame stuff on..

add. havent heard any one in years or sence the 1st grade use the word wanker.. lol
 
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Name him/her something that you're interested in, your hobbies, pretty much he'll be directed into that way. Say a name that matches in with the hobby he likes. Just a suggestion.. ^_^
 

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Originally posted by VBadGirl
Its good to have kids while u are young..its true, but u have to have the stability and the posibility to offer him/her all it needs. raising a baby is a true hassle. it has many rewards but as some1 said.. u love them a little bit more when they are sleeping or being quiet :D.

u have to teach one thing to ur kid..if u both decide to have it... SAFE SEX!. it doesnt matter what age u are starting as long as u are resposible about it. u have a monagamus relationship? (seing exclusevly just one person). u take ur relationship further. I mean like she starting to take anti-conceptional pills or the 3-months shot. Is not that hard ppl.

we should have a sex forum and find out things ur parents should tell u in the first place.

geez where are ur parents to tell u all this?

"But at first sex deos hurt for the girl not the guy......."

wtf u talking about dude? :/...lol. it hurts for one reason...coz u are tense. remeber one thing. us women can give birth and if we can do that...we manage that just fine...:p. lubrication is the key. if u hold that key u are the master of the palace :D.
while vbad ur about the only older person i know... i was kinda going fast considering i was busy with somting else..but yea me and you could go into tthe whole lub safe sex thing....she was on the shot...its sopoe tp be 99% effective but that 1% jimmy juice got threw i guess...but considering that I pretty much had all my fun years..i am able to support a kid and the only thing thast going to be a problem is my g/f getting threw college. We alreayd went and looked at apartments and considering I have a really good income right now since i got hired a twin mazada I dun think it will be that much of a problem..i know its expensive but yet i still plan on finsihsing college (if i can make the grades) but the only thing i am worried about right now is there might me some very big complications while my g/f delerivers the baby. I was a lil drunk so i'll psot it later on tonight but she has this rare blood type that makes it difficult for her to deleiver a kid. Her mom has the same blood type and she about died having her....so this is somthing we are going to haft to consider..so while i apprecaite your input all in need now is some hope they we will not haft to losethe baby if she will not be able to handle it. and oh yea she has had 1 abortion before becuase of this problem. But i really dun want to do it. I am jsut crossing my fingers i guess
 

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hmm she was on the shot and she got pregnand..that 1% u talking about, almost never happends. and let me tell u why (im on 3 moths shot myself ;)) when u start having it the female uterus doesnt release an egg each month. many females stop having thier period also. the only thing i can think of is, she started it not long ago. it takes a while to have the full effect..about 6 weeks while u have to wear a condom. after that...its completely safe. even more...after a while like around 2-3 years of being on this plan u have problems concieving. it takes 3 up to 6 months to start being fertile again.


well if she wasnt new on 3 months shot u could blame the doctor that prescibe her the drug. he/she is responsible for ur baby.


its not enought to have a good income. it might seem really good now that u are sort of single. i mean... her parents take care of her food, and most of her clothes and college money..and bla bla.

but once u move in together it things get really complicated. electricity bill, water, gas, rent, car petrol, food, baby napies, baby clothes, furtinuture... i really pitty u..i went though all this..except baby napies and its nasty.

u have both to be mature about the money issues and really make a plan money and stick with it. having a baby it will deprive u both of many things (specially sleep :p). u goota worry now with whom u let the baby while u and ur gf have a well worthed fun time together.

well i dont wanna worry u..just make u relize in what u getting(and ur gf) into. u are young and it might come as a sock for u.

about the delievery u dont need to worry pal...the pain is natural so it doesnt hurt as much as others...so i heard..and plus she can always have the epidural shot ;).

as for loss of blood..with the new advancing tehnology is near imposblie for something to go that wrong. if the baby come legs first instead of head..its always cesarian. and if she is very afraid of pain or complication that is the easy way out. instead of hours and hours of delivering contactions and stuff, the cesarian is done in 30 mins top. but, is a surgical thing after all so its up to her if she wants to do it.

her mum had her, what 17-18 years ago,..since then medicin advanced tremendously. dont worry, everything's gonna be fine :D.
 

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Abortion= Irresponsible You shouldn't be having sex if that's what you plan to do if she gets pregenent.

Adoption= Irresponsible just not as irresponsible as killing the kid.

Having the child= Responsibility looking after ect.. If you're planning on having a kid anyways best have it young rather then old.
 

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holy shit glowpole.. how are you going to help him read and write when you can't even do it?

and how do you even know it's YOUR kid?

and you have nine months.. not weeks.
 

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Originally posted by Theroy
Abortion= Irresponsible You shouldn't be having sex if that's what you plan to do if she gets pregenent.

Adoption= Irresponsible just not as irresponsible as killing the kid.

Having the child= Responsibility looking after ect.. If you're planning on having a kid anyways best have it young rather then old.
Holy shit Theroy you actually stated an opinion that most can respect!!!!!:rollie


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Originally posted by Theroy
Abortion= Irresponsible You shouldn't be having sex if that's what you plan to do if she gets pregenent.

Adoption= Irresponsible just not as irresponsible as killing the kid.

Having the child= Responsibility looking after ect.. If you're planning on having a kid anyways best have it young rather then old.
dont be a ignorant moron theroy. accidents can happend. abortion is the easiest way out and the right thing too do when u are young and dont have the posibility of offering ur child what it needs.

having a kid= when u are fanicial stable. a kid is very money demanding apart from affection, looking after him/her. u got no idea what u talking about.

i bet u never had sex before theroy coz thats what u sound like.
 

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