If U.S.A. went to war with Canada...

[B)ushid(o]

All of you are forgetting about the great army of Cuba, they will dominate the world!!! http://www.theodora.com/wfb2003/cuba/cuba_military.html


The Canadian Winter will kill all those weak U.S troops trust me on that one.

 

[TheNamelessYam]

yes, the cold will disable all of our bombs and make all of our jets combust..

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

im usa we have chicks who shave *gives odd look*

 

[OMGLOLWTFPWN]

A lot of Americans sure think highly of themselves. The states would win a war between just the two countries. Canada does have better trained troops, yes even compared to the seals and whatever other American special units there are, they have some of the best in the world. But wars aren't really about who has better ground troops these days it's more who can afford more bombs and blow the crap out of the other guy. Anyway if we did go to war the rest of the world would jump in and stop it, just like they did in Iraq... uh oh wait a sec, no one tried to stop them even though there was no proof of weapons, Canada is screwed if, for some strange reason, it comes to war.

 

[Wing Zero]

Originally posted by Dark Blade
Who would win? Why would they win? What would other countries do? What did you eat for lunch today?

i ask my Social Studies teach awhille back and he said

If we did went to war with Canada it would be like going to a war with Cuba

 

[Kamikaze]

Re: Re: If U.S.A. went to war with Canada...

Originally posted by Wing Zero
i ask my Social Studies teach awhille back and he said

If we did went to war with Canada it would be like going to a war with Cuba

is you social studies teacher fond of alcohol?
ask him what a lush is

 

[Wing Zero]

Originally posted by Kamikaze
is you social studies teacher fond of alcohol?
ask him what a lush is

How am i supose to know it was awhile back like 6th[

 

[OMGLOLWTFPWN]

Mounties have black hats, their jackets are red.

 

[DB]

Originally posted by TreeFrog123
even though there was no proof of weapons

Yes there was, bro.

 

[TheNamelessYam]

Originally posted by TreeFrog123
Mounties have black hats, their jackets are red.

bahahaha.. i laugh at that

 

[Guru]

Anyone who is lives above us and is that quiet is considered a threat by me. One of these days they will all run down across the border and rape all of the poor house wives while are presidents are buisy banging Monica Lewinski. Although they may not have the vast amount of cruise missles and our lethal US postal service who will flood their mail boxes with porn spam and coupons, they sure as hell have pellet guns and sharp sticks. Imagine walking out of the house and seeing thousands of prarie dogs and hockey pucks dropping from the Canada Bombers....not to mention the constant siege of snowballs

Porn spammers vs raging homosexual snowball divisions...it would make Vietnam look like a water balloon fight.

Originally posted by TreeFrog123
A Canada does have better trained troops, yes even compared to the seals and whatever other American special units there are, they have some of the best in the world.

I understand you Canadians are constantly on speed, but that is no excuse for a bull shit comment like that. America has some of the best trains troops in the world -- so good, they make movies out of them. You don't see very many Canadian Navy Seal movies do you? No...so stfu....If Canada isn't good enough for hollywood, they aren't good enough for me to consider better than our troops (and postal service for that matter)

 

[B)ushid(o]

They do have the best trained snipers though, some of their snipers even shot further than Carlos Hatchcoc k the best U.S sniper in the Vietnam War. Canadian snipers are the best in the world.

 

[TheNamelessYam]

a group of snipers
vs.
20 tomahawk missiles

shit man, they are the best trained of course they will win :rolleyes

 

[B)ushid(o]

20 tomahawk missiles vs. 50,000 Native Americans with tomahawks

 

[TheNamelessYam]

20 tomahawk missiles+50,000 native americans with tomahawks=a LOT of dead native americans

 

[B)ushid(o]

or vice versa

 

[Scull]

I think Canada's military force consists of men on horseback still...

But seriously, it wouldn't even be a contest, It's like a turtle (Canada) versus one of those Raptors like on Jurrasic Park (America)...

Anyways, we have no reason to fight Canada because they didn't do anything to us, and if they threaten us we would just laugh at them and think it was some kind of stupid April Fools joke. The only country which MIGHT stand a chance against America would be China because they have like a billion people just in their ground army...

Am I right, eh?

 

[TheNamelessYam]

dont ask us, ask bush in your sig

 

[xjMaN88lx]

the united states would easily win.. canada doesnt have a big enough army due to the fact that they were not in any acts of war for who knows how long.. they wouldnt be prepared

 

[Jason]

Dark Blade, by any chance were you watching the south park movie when making this thread? ..