If U.S.A. went to war with Canada...

[AxL]

Originally posted by Kamikaze
china my friend, is what you have to worry about.

No. They may have an army, but not as well trained. Again if your going to say something like that, say the country that that is being invaded.

 

[coRtALoS]

Heh, China is seriously a bigger threat than you may think.

They have the world's largest army.

They have the nukes.

They're all ninjas... they're born like that.

They're usually very hot.

The females are usually very hot.

My mom is very hot.

mmmmm.... mommmm


But seriously. Scientists that refused to work for the Chineese government when SARS broke out usually went missing until they were found dead. China isn't a country that should be ruled out of a major threat... I just think the media hypes too much shit up to get people scared.

 

[TheNamelessYam]

Originally posted by coRtALoS

They're all ninjas... they're born like that.

a little chinese man who can run fast and kick
vs.
one of the most hightech jets on the planet

well shit man.. i think it depends on what the ninja is wearing

 

[-MatriX-]

[COLOR=33DD33]My guess would be U.S.A., one because our military force is bigger, and I don't know much about Canada, so that's just my opinion.[/COLOR]

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[coRtALoS]

Originally posted by TheNamelessPunk
a little chinese man who can run fast and kick
vs.
one of the most hightech jets on the planet

well shit man.. i think it depends on what the ninja is wearing

Have you ever heard of those Chineese monks? They could detonate clay pots from 20 feet away!

What do you think would happen if they secretly planted clay pots in every American jetfighter and rucksack of every U.S. soldier?!?!

PURE CHAOS!!!

 

[TheNamelessYam]

OH MY GOD THE CHINESE ARE A REAL THREAT HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO BLIND

 

[Stone Cold1]

As a Canadian I would say the U.S would win the invasion/war. But that is just because of numbers. Our army is better trained, our snipers are the best in the world, and we have the most fierce combat unit in the world. We just don't have the numbers to back it all up. The states have more of everything (included bad beer) so there would be no way we could defend ourselves. But like some one mentioned before the rest of the world, meaning the entire UN, would step in.

So yes the U.S. would win but they would be screwing themselves. Who would they do business with when the rest off the world turns their collective backs on them?

 

[aphextwin]

im canadian, and i say americans pwn canada if they went to war..... cuz CANADA HAS NO ****ING ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111 ALL WE HAVE IS UNEXPERIENCED VOLUNTEERS WORKING IN THE MILITARY!!!!!!!!111111111111111 just like japan ;(

 

[Stone Cold1]

Spoken like a true idiot.

 

[Theroy]

Originally posted by TheNamelessPunk
shouldnt you be playing hockey while we protect you?

Protect us from what? Yup that's what I thought :rolleyes

 

[TrongaMonga]

I think you forgot the fact that Americans way of war is to bomb, and that they miss a lot, and when their soldiers get in the ground, they die too much...

I don't know how do Canadians fight, but even some black guy from Zimbabwe fights better than Americans. That's the entire world opinion

Now, I know you won't take it into consideration, you selfish geeks

My bet is on Canada.

 

[Kamikaze]

you guys wouldn't be protecting to much without canadian oil and uranium

 

[Stone Cold1]

And natural gas, lumber, diamonds, gold, etc.

 

[FakeNameHere]

The #1 Reason why we can win is FREEDOM

 

[DB]

Originally posted by FakeNameHere
The #1 Reason why we can win is FREEDOM

Canada has that too, numb nuts.

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

personally i think that australlia will kick ALL of your asses....with their boxing kangaroos and their bullet proff pouches!!.....they can jump 3 miles off the ground, and run faster than any of our soldiers...plus they all fight as good asa black momma from south central

 

[TheNamelessYam]

Originally posted by Theroy
Protect us from what? Yup that's what I thought :rolleyes

of course we're not protecting you now you stupid bastard. but what if another large country with a strong military force were to come over and beat your silly ass. of course they wont because the US would step in and the US is virtually unbeatable.

theres no reason we'd ever go to war with canada, they support our country with imports listed above and whatnot.

Originally posted by TrongaMonga
I don't know how do Canadians fight, but even some black guy from Zimbabwe fights better than Americans. That's the entire world opinion

did a teacher in portugal tell you that ? a lot of the world has a bad outlook on our country, for several reasons i could get into but i have to go soon. americans are trained like mad before they go into war, and your telling me that some random guy in zimbabwe is better?

 

[TrongaMonga]

I'm believing you know what a (blah, forgot the name) is (a figurative or something like that )...

But nevertheless, all I know is that Americans never fought a war with someone has advanced (or almost as) as they were, alone.

 

[TheNamelessYam]

because theres no reason for any country nearly as advanced as us for us to go to war with. we've never had to chance a show our military force at full, but you cant really say because of that we're untrained.

how many wars has zimbabwe fought anyway ?

 

[TrongaMonga]

Man, because you are American, I forgive you...

Just a clue, Zimbabwe is in Africa, and Africa is the continent of war, unfortunately... Guess how many times Zimbabwe was in a war

But you lost against Vietnam Who were helped by the soviets