400+ signs that you spend too much time on Starcraft!

[betaalpha5]

why would u say that??

472. u wonder why they put bats in sc when the amiercan army decided that flamethrowers wre useless?

 

[Zmoney]

flashflores if ur really that hot ill be ur guest!

 

[ChrisH36]

473. You make a flash movie about starcraft and you make it like Resident Beavis or the Smurfs lost Episode.

 

[the ozzman owns you]

474. You go on a school shooting rampage because you think your classmates are zerg.

 

[betaalpha5]

475. u blew up ur school b/c u thought it was infested

 

[ChrisH36]

476. U think Spiderman was raised by zerg zerglings
Oh yeah AND I REVIVED THIS THREAD HAHAHAHHAH!

 

[OwnAgeOnSc21]

477. You actually know all the creators of starcraft.

478. You speak in the zerg native tounge.

479. On resumes for address you put 4705 Matriarch Street,Aiur.

480. When in a life and death situation and asked for help you reply "Just one second...I'm almost ready!"

 

[ChrisH36]

481. You watch Don Hertzfeldt "Rejected" while you mass an army into an ultimate showdown (wish I had the movie)

482. You begin to write with a a probe that produces pylon shaped lead marks

 

[betaalpha5]

483. u have probes to draw objects

484. ur army has only 200 men/ or creatures

 

[the ozzman owns you]

485. You speak protoss fluently
486. You use the letter from the zerg ending sequence to document your own suicide

 

[betaalpha5]

487. u created a monster

488. u are the general or the u.s army but have supply bases infront of ur army

489. ur men never sleep or eat

450. u never sleep or eat but ur energy is from the kills of players

 

[ChrisH36]

491. You begin building weapons of mass destruction but you bluff by massing lings

492. You actually find a way to beat Normandy Invasion SE

493. You smoke pot and the hallucinations are reavers attacking you

494. You find a crashed Protoss Carrier in your background and you decide to fix it so you can rule the skies

495. You make up a poem about Starcraft

496. You make a ****ed up children's novel about Starcraft

497. You buy the memorbelia

498. You wonder why the well you are double spacing to post your reasons

499. You dream about the people you hate getting killed by 9999
Lurkers

500. You start talking like Alexei Stukov

501. You become racist to any blacks because you think they may be infested durans (no offense to you guys out there.)

 

[GhostStalker8906]

502. when you go to a local gun shop and ask for an 8mm C-14 "Impaler" Gauss Rifle.

503. when you ask a construction worker why they dont use SCV's.

504. when you suspect that zerglings are buried in your backyard ready to pounce on you.

 

[Renzokuken]

505. You can actually understand what the bloody hell those Protoss say when you click on them.

 

[betaalpha5]

492. You actually find a way to beat Normandy Invasion SE

guess i'm crazy bout sc since i did beat it only once but worth it

506. u have just created an scv for the army and civ useage

 

[-MatriX-]

507. You get held back in school for 3 years straight due to StarCraft.
508. When you go to school instead of playing StarCraft, you say all of the unit sentences that they say in alphabetical order from the units's names.

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[betaalpha5]

508 didn't make sense

509. u have 600 men to fight in ur war

510. u just invented the transporter like recal fr protoss

 

[ChrisH36]

Originally posted by betaalpha5
guess i'm crazy bout sc since i did beat it only once but worth it

Can't believe someone beat 10k hp Tesla Coils lol

509. God Illvulator can't kill this thread ever! OH umm.... You wonder why a marine is 1/4 the size of a guardian when in FMVs they take up a full 640x480 screen

510. You can only see 640x480 bird's eye view of what the hell is going on.

 

[RaidenMZX]

511. You can own several newbs in your sleep
512. You do what I did, play untill you start to shake and then vomit violently.

 

[ChrisH36]

513. You resort to playing command and conquer tiberian sun because you think that the zerg are the tiberium creatures.