400+ signs that you spend too much time on Starcraft!

[RaidenMZX]

581. You dress as a hydralisk for halloween and your dog as a zergling.

582. youll go that extra mile for that creep styled carpet youve always wanted.

583. you make 3d models of starcraft units and buildings for fun

584. on test forms you fill in your race as terran, protoss, or zerg.

 

[ChrisH36]

585. For Christmas, you make a firebat santa claus and his 9 mutadeer.

586. You laugh at Pamela Anderson because Hepatitus C just owned her

587. You think dust mites are microscopic zerglings

588. You blame the failure of the UED on lack of mineral funding from the world

 

[Dw-Riot]

589: You start to hum the background music from the level's you love oh so much
590: When the only thing you think of when your on the computer is Starcraft because your Windows Theme has starcraft noises, a background for Auir, and your mouse cursor is a small green arrow.
591: When your art teacher says "draw a picture that means something to you", and you cut out a picture of the Zerg Queen.
592: Your homepage is BattleForums.com In the Starcraft/Broodwar listings....(heh heh, yeah thats me...)
593: You begin to break-dance when you see "Congratulations. You are Victorious."
594: Hallelujah is your chant when you destroy the Overmind.
595: When you read all of the 400+ reasons signs that you spend too much time on starcraft.
597: When you keep think of more.
598: When your motto becomes "Life is like a box of chocolates. Some fat cerebrate comes along and eats you."
599: When you try to break this 600 sign mark.
600: When you actually do it.

 

[FiNoFaNtAsY-BroOdWaR]

Sorry i didnt want to read all 9 pages so i might have redone some.

601. You have beaten every one of all SC players on ladder.
602. You think you can have the zealot speed boost so you take drugs and go faster.
603. You memorize each strategy that existed.
604. You are the world champ on SC.

 

[betaalpha5]

i dont think that it matters that much if u repeat

605 whenever u need a someone to cheer u up, u look at a pic of a naked medic onder:

606 u made a 3d model of the war with clay and a lot of wire

607 u memerizre al the dates when each race fought

608 u made sc a religion

609 u made the map super super slow so finally u can really feel like ur controling the battle (no war can be won in a day , most anyway so put it slow takes like 1 full earth dfay to make 1 supply and 2 days to train 4 rines ect)

610 u finally talked to mensk to blow up char

 

[ChrisH36]

611. You say that Mengsk is a capitalist pig.

612. You think that the War in Iraq, is like the scenarios with the Confederacy.

 

[betaalpha5]

613. u acually found auir

614. u desotried the overmind in the orginal in 5 mins flat with no cheats

615. u beat all the campains in both verisons in 3 days with no cheats

 

[RyanXWing]

616. You keep contributing to this thread

617. You read this whole thread

 

[ChrisH36]

I have read this whole thread so haha to you, and how is that a reason to play too much.

620. You are scared of butterflies because they become guardians later

621. You blame the creation of bats on mutated furry mutalisks

 

[RyanXWing]

622. All the paper planes you have made look like wraiths

623. Whenever you get on a plane you call it a dropship and complain "What if we are intercepted by scouts?"

624. You liek caek

623. The people on the Original cover are you SC "gods"

 

[betaalpha5]

umm u went back hehe

626. u think msiqutos are scorges b/c once they land their dead

627. u changed how the a nuke works so now 1 person can say "drop it here!" ( u no nukes today needs a few ppl with proper codes and 2 keys and stuff ghost point drop)

628. u bought another hard drive to put all ur sc stuff in

629. that other hard drive u bought, it's full

630. that harddrive it had 100gp free space

 

[ChrisH36]

Originally posted by RyanXWing
624. You liek caek

w00t w00t, you said something cool for a change
631. You blow that 100gig on Starcraft Maps
632. You decide to make a battleforum scenario (mass type)
633. Hydralisks haunt you in your sleep
634. When you die, your coffin is shot out into space
635. You use your penis and piss as a weapon (piss damages enemies
636. You write a text file with all the reasons up till now (I am going to do that so we can all see what we have so far )
637. You make a Helm's Deep scene where Starcraft units are the people defending helm's deep
638. You make a new game in FFT, and you use Chemists and MEdiators, arm them with guns, and give then ghost names
639. You cheat in the game, so that you can have a marine that can cast Apocalypse with the Rifle of Apoc (Diablo 1 reference)
640. You actually click on the unit you are attacking to see how much HP the sob has left.
641. You think my avatar is a dragon, not a puppy lol

 

[betaalpha5]

642 u have 2 computers to play sc

643. u bought 2 more sc disk to play on the other computer

644. u play against urself

645 u killed ur self

 

[ChrisH36]

646. You get pincered by bullies and you say, "its a good day to die"
647. You wear clothing that is green in that area, and as you take damage, it goes from yellow to red.
648. You go nutz and you decide that 1 9999/255 fbat can wipe out 100 zlots.
649. You watch Star Trek and you say that the Clingons are the protoss
650. You get abducted by protoss, for sending them Pootytang.

 

[RyanXWing]

651. Youv'e bought 5 more Hard drives after that one

652. You deform your self to look like a Zealot

653. You design a tank that looks like a Dragoon

 

[betaalpha5]

654 u tried to compare sc to star trek but still failed to spell klingon correctly

655. u made a map vs sc ships and star trek ships. (star trek ships man would kick sc ships ass!!!)

 

[ChrisH36]

We have entered the realm of the trekkie.

656. You change the death animations so that when you get killed, your body turns red and you get vaporized (blaster effect.)

657. You develop teleportation so that any race can "beam down" or "Beam up" into a planet

658. You go to a grocery store and you become a zergling by picking up a broken bottle.

 

[betaalpha5]

Originally posted by Hellwolf_36
We have entered the realm of the trekkie.

U GOT THAT RIGHT!

659. u got an ultra by destorying porno flicks

660. u made it a biological missle to desotry the zerg completely

661. u invented a tracking system for the protoss and the terran

662. u became a ghost i nthe US army

663. u cried when fenix and duke were killed :scary

664. u killed animals during war game b/c they were getting in ur way

665. u created a computer virus to destory the protoss technology

666. u created the devil that would fight for the zerg :lucifer

 

[sprucegoose]

660.you get mad at the bag boys at kash n karry becuz you dont want to carry the heavy grocerie bag to your car and you insist they warp it in but they refuse

661. whenever you go somwhere with your friends you always say lets move

662.on ash wensday you smear the ashes all over your face to look like a firebat

 

[ChrisH36]

663. You watch hydra vs. hydra battles 24/7
664. You treat the game like Final Fantasy and you teach Medics Curaga and Full-Life.
665. You create a terran kamikaze unit, by strapping bombs on the back of the civilian and leading him to a house
666. You take the 9/11 footage and replace the 747s with Scouts
667. You think the whole CNN newscast group is being controlled by the overmind
668. This is the number of posts I had before this reason hehe
669. You train protoss zealots in the art of lancing, so they can jump really high and Spear aerial units for a change
670. You think that betaalpha5 is using the same reason over and over lol (srry amigo)
671. You decide to jam their Starport construction by dropping a Strawberry Jam nuke over the base. (Spaceballs joke)
672. You think that Ensare and Plague are caused by really bad JELLO (its cool too)
673. When you go to warpspace, you go the "plaid" yet another Spaceballs Joke
673. You complain that you got fired by a 4000 HP Ultralisk, so you throw molotovs at him