400+ signs that you spend too much time on Starcraft!

[betaalpha5]

422. whe na seign tank fired and an earthquake happened atthe same time, u thought that the tank cause the rumble. that happened today shit man scared the shit out of me.

 

[HydraGyro]

423. you have rushed with every unit available (even overlords)
424. all spiders are lurkers
425. all elephants are ultralisks
426. Your garden has been infested with sunkers
427. You made the 427th reason why ppl play starcraft too much.

 

[Master.America]

428. You're still convinced it's possible to lift off a Nexus
429. You played the map "Burrow the Zealot" so much you actually did it
430. You would literally give your left arm (or right arm if you're a lefty) to meet Yellow or Slayers_`Boxer`-------IN A GAME

 

[jeenyus_one]

SC SUCKS CUS I CANT WIN IN IT!

#431

WHEN YOU READ THIS THREAD

 

[betaalpha5]

432. when u redeign ur backyard so that the ground is purple, with lots of bugs and an anti thief device that will kill some1 far away

 

[HydraGyro]

433. when u manage to launch tentacles into the ground and stick them up as an attack
434. You jump into a fire to become a dark archon
435. you have sex dreams of kerrigan

 

[Green Marine]

You Get Up At Night And See That The Lights Are Off Then You Find A way To Stack stuff In Your House.

 

[betaalpha5]

436. u always turn off the lights befor stacking ur cd cases
437. u made it possible to nuke a whole bunhc of ppl and not cause radation poisioning

 

[ChrisH36]

438. You blame the extinction of the Protoss race on a guy who can't speak english

439. You pretend that Duran and Kerrigan are super gods so you send them into a base alone (Default Stats)

440. You wish you could have grenades on the guass rifles like the guys in the cutscene have.

441. You watch 2 DTS kill each other and you save a replay of the duel

442. You have no clue why betaalpha has like 30 posts in this thread, so you send lings to assassinate him

443. You suck at the game, so you get a strategy guide on how to play

 

[betaalpha5]

444 u send lings to count how many timesi've posted

445. the solution to killing zerg is to get a big can of raid

446. u love sc so much that u devoted ur life to making the best map in the unizerve

447. after playing for so long u start to relize that the protoss and the zerg are real so u go ouot and look or them.

448. u have an ass grove in the chair

449. wqhen u fall asleep b.net is still on

450. u lost 400 lings in 1 nuke and u go.....whooooaaaa

 

[Zmoney]

:shoot
451. you dont even buy warcraft3
and u spend all ur leftover time on these damn forums

 

[Zmoney]

452. ur name is renzokuken

 

[God Illuvatar]

You keep going after 450 examples of craziness. There is over. We did it congratulations.

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

simple plan!!! i love you!! have my children!!!

 

[aphextwin]

453.) U get horny when u see:
-matriach
-a medic
-a valk
-kerrigan(terran)
-kerrigan(infested)

454.) u get EVEn hornier when a medic says "ive already checked u out commander."

 

[betaalpha5]

455. u wack off when u see a medic

456. u think raynor is sexy

 

[HydraGyro]

no im not gay

457. a python turns into a hydra and kills u
458. You get a fatal radiation dose everytime u see a nuke fall down
459. You steal ur mom's wedding ring and pretend its the sacret khalis crystal
460. all paper airplanes have become high speed space fighters
461. you stab your self all over the place and put weeds in the cuts to become infested

 

[ChrisH36]

Originally posted by God Illuvatar
You keep going after 450 examples of craziness. There is over. We did it congratulations.

This thread is far from over!

462. Terrorists begin to learn how to fly scourges and become infested terrans revolutionising terrorism as we know it

463. You mass suicider units to defeat an enemy.

 

[betaalpha5]

464. u found a way to have bombs i nthe air and that can follow enemy planes

465. u created a tanks that can be a tank and an artilery

 

[ChrisH36]

some of those tanks exist today

466. You get arrested for the illegal hunting of zerglings so you can make minerals from their hides

467. You blow up a mineral field and you say that you didn't need it

468. You want to become a suicider unit so you load yourself with 500 dmg bombs and run into someone

469. You repeatly kill female units to hear their orgasmic screams

470. You teach your lings to canabalize the corpses to regen health

471. You think that betaalpha5 gets his ideas from other people, and for some reason you think the battleforums are infested with infested terrans