You know you've played too much WC3 When..

[Spinny2Dope]

91. You dream about someday meeting with Tillerman and being his partner in AT.

 

[BluddLuSt4Life]

92. someone invades your home and you try to millitia
93. you feel like you could get more done at work if you were bluddlusted
94. you tell your girlfriend during sex, "Taste my spear"

 

[war3man]

64) you start eating corpse of a rat thinking that you are regasining health

 

[Icy Manipulator]

67) You try to get Endurance Aura to make your family go faster
68) You smash all the stuff in your house, thinking their might be items in them.
69) You go on the top of your house with little sticks to throw at people like a Tower.

 

[Jenny]

Graave digger..When your dig my graave..

Ahem! These are starting to go down hill..

64) you start eating corpse of a rat thinking that you are regasining health

Yeah, great way to start the bubonic plague up again. Just add water!

Btw, I always thought..100's came after 90's 60's..?

99.(94. Cont) Your girlfriend supposedly casts slow on you and runs away.
100. You walk into a bar and ask around for the Naga Sea Witch

 

[None293823]

Ahem! Follow the numbers:

70)Your girlfriend-the sexy Sylvannas

71)Drink a lot of milk-mana +15

 

[Minnesota]

101. When you give birth while playing warcraft

 

[Mattz]

102. you go into a 7-11, rob it and then try and use wind walk.
103. You watch the orc ending video again and again in hopes that Grom Hellscream will live and cry when he dies.
104. You've made home videos of Warcraft 3 Sequences and send them to blizzard hoping they'll put them in the next patch.
105. you go around your home and color all the people in your pictures green.
106. you buy a Night Elf blow up doll.
107. you create a Region in your backyard, write a trigger on a piece of paper and expect footmen to appear every 3 seconds.

 

[Andrew]

dont bump old threads!!

 

[QuikSilver]

108. you actually read these threads!!! and have an urge to bumb them.

 

[DarkShad0w]

109. When your in college, you roomate says we need more food. You immediatley say 'build more farms'.
110. When you loose a chess match and accuse the victor of using a maphack and threaten to get him banned.
111. You cut out a cardboard claw and say u have +15 attack.
112. When you are running away from the cops, you tell your friends to get close so you can mass tp.
113. when you think the birdbath in your backyard can heal you and replenish mana.
114. You keep tapping your house and expect peasents to come out.
115. You think sidewalk cracks are a path for TD monsters.
116. You continue to point at an animal, thinking it would explode.
117. You kill an animal, thinking it might be a mechanical critter.
118. When you see your friends, you use unit quotes like 'what? what? what?'
119. You drive at night without your headlights on, and say you've researched ultravision.
120. when you try to give boose to the pandas at the zoo

 

[NeverGoingBack]

heh

109. Your girlfriend calls you her warcraft warrior.

110. your side of phone conversation are usualy un huh, un huh, yeah, damit, un hun, can i call you back.

111. your girlfreind has to wait for you to finish losing a battle before she can get some secks

112. you by friends and family copies of the game but never play them cuase there noobs.

 

[Swooper]

Copycat =)

http://www.battleforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1562

Yeah... that one was only 101 reasons... but then again that thread was from 2002, ALOT less members then =)