You know you've played too much WC3 When..

[Biske]

61.) You get pissed at people and quote the Grunt: "Me so Horned, Me Hurt You Long Time!"

 

[Hitsua]

That would be 61

 

[Biske]

My bad...carry on.


EDIT: Damn you Hitsua, you made me ruin my 1000th post on this!!!

 

[Hitsua]

Well um osrry, just edit it to number 62. so mabye it wont be total waste

 

[Dark Exploit]

(63. You ride your dog around then act like you summon 2 shadow dogs by letting them out of your pen
(64. i suck at this :shoot

 

[nexuzz]

65) you keep searching like crazy in the yellow pages to find the nearest goblin merchant

66) every time you leave your home you loudly say " AAHH, The great outdoors"

 

[Hitsua]

67. You step on a spider and go. Awww **** i got cyrpt fiend all over my shoe.

 

[HellSpawnGothic]

68)you become like Serial Thriller
69)you look up wc3 porn

 

[Hitsua]

70) You start saying "Look at the pretty gryphon up there going churp churp"

 

[ProdigiousLucidOsprey]

Originally posted by styl3r_azn_1
49) You start getting attracted to Pan and ask her to be your girlfriend!

HA!

 

[Neptunez]

71) You tell your girl friend you're a Pitlord
72) You claim to be casting Tranquility during a rainstorm
73) You put a stick in the ground in the middle of a fight, hoping that it works like a statis trap
74) You start attacking wovles in the forest, hoping u get some gold
75) You pin your ears up with tape and say "Im an elf"

 

[Hitsua]

I posted this in the thread i had but of well

76. This is your favorite drink

 

[HellSpawnGothic]

LMAO @ 71...god that was funny...and isnt pan a guy?

 

[Hitsua]

That was the joke

 

[Kuro Neko]

Pan is a man (Rhyme!)

 

[Neptunez]

PanTheMan! and keep the list going...

77) In a fight, you get a knockout hit 15% of the time.
78) You go to the zoo and kill animals "to level up"
79) You think you cant be harmed by earthquakes, you think they will only slow you down.

 

[nexuzz]

lol @ #79

80] you keep asking your local priest for the hax used for building your town graveyard without there beeing any blight.

81] in your new job as a lumberjack, instead of chopping the trees down, you run like crazy in cirkles around them.

 

[Hitsua]

82. Everytime you go to a store you attack the people in front and take thier money.
83. Everytime you hear a bell you run home

 

[spiderman546]

keep this going its funny

 

[None293823]

84)You study and gain experience

85)Dont eat a lot-you will reach your food limit

86)You hit somebody and inflict melee damage of 3.

87)You watch the TV all night and you get possessed.

88)You feed your sheep-once a great tauren

89)You go to a hospital-happy to see that the medics have upgraded 'heal' .

90)You are bleeding-health -50 !