You know you're addicted to War3 when... (1000 reasons)

[Static]

152. If you play alot and are good.

 

[Ntrik_]

153. You dream of Sorceress pr0n
154. You dream of grunt pr0n
155. You dream of ghoul pr0n

 

[Dream_Walker]

You are not the only one *cough* Dream_walker *cough*

139. You create a Tesla Coil and inside a robot dino's mouth, making a Thunder Lizard.

149. You re-edit an enfos map because people can't spell for squat

thanks.
besides, they cant spell for shit, and they cant button positioin for shit. and they leave skills as _________________. <- really annoying
154. you say things that are relevant to wc3, but your friends dont get it. then you tell them they are noobs.
^ ya, i cant think.

 

[ChrisH36]

155. You make up chimaera pr0n
156. You think peasents rule the world, so you send them into battle

 

[WoodPencil]

133. You cry everytime your hero dies.
134. You dream of nightelf porn.
135. You can speak chimerish.
136. You tell everyone orcish is your second language.
137. It is.
138.You read up until here.

Holy shit...Are you stalking me?

157.You say Ishnu 'Dal 'Dieb, every time you see another person of your race.
158.You added everyone you could from here to your Battle.Net accounts.
159.You are me.(12+hours b.net a day)

 

[ChrisH36]

160. You start a service to build avatars like mine .

 

[WoodPencil]

''hellwolf'' (god i hate calling u that) can u pl0z make me an avvy .If u were ever on warcraft then id msg u

161.)youre ''cool'' enough to want an avvy like hellwolfs

 

[Dream_Walker]

omfg jeff can you suck a little harder. and you do not play 12 hours of bnet.
162: you annoy the hell out of your friend because your screaming to him everything that isnt right in your eyes,

 

[ChrisH36]

Break it up you two or I will warn Dream for flaming and Wood for going off topic. PM me what icon you want and I will see what I can do.

163: You hear the school bell, then your friends grab axes, shields and armor and begin to Call to Arms.

 

[WoodPencil]

164.) When getting beat up at school you say divine shield, hoping you will become invulnerable.

165.)When studying you try using ''brilliance'' to make it go to your brain faster.

166.)When you get cancer, you eat people hoping it will restore your life.

 

[ChrisH36]

167) You get drunk and you wonder why you walk slow and you can't punch anything.

168) After drinking, you research a "dispel" pill.

 

[Hazard_2u]

169.) you have sent a letter to Blizzard asking that they nerf ne

170.) if someone on your friends list starts playing ne you delete him because he sided with THEM

171.) u have more than 2 accounts on each server and use them all


Off Topic it seems to me alot of these things seem to be about either getting beat up or non human porn any1 else find that wierd? :-/

 

[ChrisH36]

172) You wonder why the Goblin Tinker isn't on Transformers.

 

[Hazard_2u]

lol that ones pretty good hellwolf

172. You have wrote a book compiling all the warcraft lore

173. you have fights with your friends over who is the most powerful being in warcraft

174. you raid the graveyard looking for a powerful wizard skull to consume

 

[ChrisH36]

175) In a fight with bullies. You taunt them in hopes they will beat the crap out of you.

176) You think bullies are harassing heroes. You yell out "HELP, TP!"

 

[Hazard_2u]

176.) you make people fill out a resume and interview them before you will let them AT with you

177.) you wont AT wit your friend because he is a noob and will tarnish your account

 

[Dream_Walker]

Cenarius is the most powerful being in warcraft!
178. YOU BREAKUP WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE SHE IS STEALING FROM YOUR "WARCRAFT TIME"!

 

[Hazard_2u]

maybe he would be but he is dead. The Lich King is now the most powerful

 

[ChrisH36]

Don't lead this thread off topic. I don't want to close it because of some silly debate.

 

[Hazard_2u]

sorry

179.) when you go off topic in a thread just to prove that some guy is mistaken in his warcraft lore