You know you're addicted to War3 when... (1000 reasons)

[ChrisH36]

100. You are Hellwolf_36

YOU BET YOUR ASS!

101. You write an essay about why huntresses carry shields and wear armor but they are still unarmored in the game (besides balance issues).

102. You hand weave nets to practice sowing.

103. You pick up a tennis ball and chuck it at a bird, thinking you have an orb.

104. You call the Hospital, an Altar

105. You bring a dead body to a church, and you put him on the altar. Then you start pounding it and say things like "REVIVE DAMMIT"

106. Instead of drug testing at the end of marathons, you test for endurance auras or bloodlust.

 

[Dream_Walker]

107. You run around town with a bow, lighting arrows on fire, thinking you're a PotM with Searing Arrows.

 

[ChrisH36]

108. You get cut, and you look for a book on Troll Regeneration.

109. You own a pet chim and you fly him around spreading chaos.

110. You hack down a tree with an axe cause you fear hunts will come out of it.

 

[mitchz]

111. You buy fake shooting stars hoping theyre upgraded so they will bounce.
112. You download every version of Footies, and hope they will mention you.
113. You get static electricity from a computer screen and go around shocking people while saying your a shaman.
114. You call trees lumber, money gold.
115. You see someone die.... and tell others "Recarnation will kick in soon enough".
116. When you throw a snowball at someone you hope for Critical Strike.
117. When someone is bullying you, you attempt to use Polymorph.
118. When you polymorph a bully, you use Possess.
119. You call flying birds "Talon".
120. You fart and call it a Disease Cloud.
121. You see a tornado and wonder if you could Cyclone people in it for a limited amount of time.

HaHaHa I had fun.... I registered at these forums just to reply to this thread. ^^

 

[ChrisH36]

122. You carry around target designators and you toss them at people. Bombs fall on them making a starfall.

123. You think Bullies are Level 7 Ogre Lords

124. You make a taser that can send out lightning shots and make them bounce.

125. You take a helicoptor and add two guns to it. One that shoots our lightning, the other shooting out blobs of acid.

126. You enlist in the army after hearing Footman quotes.

 

[LuNa[eP]]

127: you call your snake pet "lady vash"

128: you start calling goku's "kamehameha" by laguna blade.

 

[Ntrik_]

129. when you're playing Soccer, you TAUNT to get the ball from others..

130. You blind yourself to see demons.

 

[ChrisH36]

131. You get hurt, then you are like "Heal Me"

132. You get a notepad to write messages instead of actually saying them.

 

[mitchz]

133. You attempt to ride a bird and throw spears.
134. You think about new strategys while lying down, then you cry yourself to sleep.
135. You call blimps Goblin Zeppelin's.
136. When your adding on to your house you call it "Teching".
137. You create a custom game so just you and your friend can create bases like the blueprints of your house.

 

[ChrisH36]

138. You begin to create an army, through training at a barracks and cloning.

 

[Biske]

Has the "You make a list of 1000 reasons how you know you're addicted to W3" been used yet?

Oh man, I got it! This really happened to me, I think it was last night actually

You dream about being a hero in DOTA, but biting off more then you can chew and are surrounded by enemy heros but are then saved by a Doombringer....ya....

 

[QuikSilver]

^^^ sad....VERY SAD....

 

[ChrisH36]

130. You join this forum!
131. You quit playing WoW to rejoin the wc3 fold
132. You don't like Andrew

 

[chocofilez]

133. You cry everytime your hero dies.
134. You dream of nightelf porn.
135. You can speak chimerish.
136. You tell everyone orcish is your second language.
137. It is.
138.You read up until here.

 

[Biske]

Is....is it really bad that I dream of NE pr0n?

 

[ChrisH36]

You are not the only one *cough* Dream_walker *cough*

139. You create a Tesla Coil and inside a robot dino's mouth, making a Thunder Lizard.

 

[Hazard_2u]

140. Your afraid of going deep sea fishing because of Naga

141. You have prepared for the buring legions next attack

142. When Grom Hellscream died You yelled Take me instead

143. When you have a losing streak on ladder you are in a bad mood for the rest of the day

 

[Tupac Amaru Shakur]

144. When you watch your back because think sa is on the same streetyou are.

145. When you try to host on a 56k modem cuz all the other hosts make gay games.

146. When you try to use your "mana" to cast sleep on your teacher.

147. You put in slippers and boots so your attack speed increases to take out that bully with alot of streanght but no agility.

148. When you play wc3 all night to see if u can "handle" it.

 

[ChrisH36]

149. You re-edit an enfos map because people can't spell for squat
150. You make a better footmen frenzy to prove how bad Hato is at balancing.

 

[AHappyChineseBoy]

151. if your a guy and you like another guy