Why Americans should never be allowed to travel

[Jenny]

There's a K-Mart in the city next to mine. Not all Americans are stupid. Most of us are, but not all of us. I thought the flight to Pepsi-cola was pretty funny. Maybe one day..

 

[TrongaMonga]

Uh, yeah right, Tronga. You said that Wal-Mart was a monopoly. You lost an argument you had there.

I didn't. I said it was almost!

 

[DB]

I didn't. I said it was almost!

Quit being nit picky and lose already, damnit.

 

[Barney Stinson]

You've got to admit though. For such a civilized and educated country, you see really retarded comments and stuff from some of your countryman.

You'd see retarded comments and stuff from every other country if they were anywhere near as watched as the USA. Face it, the reason that everyone thinks we're stupid so on and so forth is because we are the top country in the world, and without us the rest of the world would be ****ed.

 

[Emperor Pan I]

You try living in the worlds mainstay of a country and have every single non american go off about how stupid some people here are. As if retards are only existing in America.

Yeah America has a monopoly on stupid people.

America just allows stupid people to breed faster than other countries.

 

[DB]

Nobody asked Canada's opinion, Pan. Now go sit in your corner.

 

[VBadGirl]

You'd see retarded comments and stuff from every other country if they were anywhere near as watched as the USA. Face it, the reason that everyone thinks we're stupid so on and so forth is because we are the top country in the world, and without us the rest of the world would be ****ed.

you should see this then : YouTube - Americans are NOT stupid - WITH SUBTITLES

hahahaha I always laugh.. and laugh.. and laugh about it!:acclaim

trust me.. nobody quite beats USA in these type of comment and mostly because we dont think USA is the only thing that matters on this planet.

 

[Barney Stinson]

I bet I could go to any one of your countries, go to abuncha random people, film probably 5+ hours of footage and shorten it to 4 minutes to make your country look like it's full of complete and total idiots too.

Seriously, you think that we're a stupid country but look at the **** we invented. Seriously.

 

[AZN_FLEA]

if you aint asian your prolly stupid

 

[DB]

you should see this then : YouTube - Americans are NOT stupid - WITH SUBTITLES

hahahaha I always laugh.. and laugh.. and laugh about it!:acclaim

trust me.. nobody quite beats USA in these type of comment and mostly because we dont think USA is the only thing that matters on this planet.

But the USA is the only thing that matters. Honestly, even the other countries would agree with this. They are always talking about how awesome we are, but we don't give two ****s about them. Guess that just makes them losers. :acclaim

 

[Jenny]

Yeah, I'm not a huge patriot but from the "inside looking out" point of view the U.S.A. is pretty much the most important place on the Earth. I can see why other countries hate us, though.

 

[TrongaMonga]

Well, that's arguable, I'd consider the most important place on Earth atm the Middle East

But considering that the USA are the most influential force in that place atm, then, yeah.

And it's not a matter of 'hate', it's a matter of 'Who gave you the police stick?' stuff.

 

[DB]

We gave ourselves the "police stick." Because we're the only ones cool enough to do it, so we just had to appoint ourselves.

 

[Jenny]

I dunno. I think the U.S.A. playing world police is the worst thing that we could have ever done. I can accept helping suffering countries and cases of genocide, but helping other countries go to war or defend them in a war they started is silly.

 

[VBadGirl]

the thing which im sure other ppl dislike, including me, is the fact americans believe they have the right to do what they do. Start wars and save countries nobody asked them to do **** about.

haha like that guy said. "who would u bomb and why? south korea.. i don't like their attitude" big LUL.. really. yeah they got an attitude problem lets bomb them hahah. talk about tolerance, talk about peace.. acceptance.. where? not in america for sure.

To tell you the truth, in my eyes america aint worth a ****. I wouldn't want to live there or have anything to do with it. I prefer to live poor rather than be shot in a school or somebody to behead me and then blame it on music, games.. etc.. zzzz the great america.. zzzzz.. what a lie.

In addition look at the values america promotes.. one word.. ewwwwww!!!

 

[Emperor Pan I]

I bet I could go to any one of your countries, go to abuncha random people, film probably 5+ hours of footage and shorten it to 4 minutes to make your country look like it's full of complete and total idiots too.

Seriously, you think that we're a stupid country but look at the **** we invented. Seriously.

Watch Rick Mercer's Talking to Americans.

He goes up to randoms AND elected officials who clearly have no clue what they are saying.

 

[DB]

Watch Rick Mercer's Talking to Americans.

He goes up to randoms AND elected officials who clearly have no clue what they are saying.

Fine, we'll just interview all elected officials then. And we can pick the stupidest responses.

 

[Barney Stinson]

the thing which im sure other ppl dislike, including me, is the fact americans believe they have the right to do what they do. Start wars and save countries nobody asked them to do **** about.

haha like that guy said. "who would u bomb and why? south korea.. i don't like their attitude" big LUL.. really. yeah they got an attitude problem lets bomb them hahah. talk about tolerance, talk about peace.. acceptance.. where? not in america for sure.

To tell you the truth, in my eyes america aint worth a ****. I wouldn't want to live there or have anything to do with it. I prefer to live poor rather than be shot in a school or somebody to behead me and then blame it on music, games.. etc.. zzzz the great america.. zzzzz.. what a lie.
In addition look at the values america promotes.. one word.. ewwwwww!!!

Yeah, because that makes sense. THat's like me saying "man, I don't wanna live in amsterdam cause they have the hostels and they tortue/kill you in it!".
It's ****ing stupid, you saying that + all the other anti-america bull**** makes you a worthless cunt.

You honestly don't think that America changed the world? Yeah, lets go back a hundo years and remove america from existence. Have fun living in a world run by Nazi's/

Are we arrogant as a country? You're goddamn right we are. Because we can be. We have the (eh) largest/most powerful armed forces in the world, in under 300 years we went from absolute **** to the powerhouse of the entire planet. In fact, we're even responsible for the internet so you can bitch about how bad america is. Grow the **** up and read a goddamn history book so you can get your facts straight.

Theres shootings and killing in every single country. You probably have a better chance of getting murdered in around 75% of the world than you do in America. But, again, the reason we get hated on is because we are the ****, and we know it.

It's like Kobe. He know's he's the **** and he backs it up all the time. People hate him for it (and cause he raped that chick, but whatever), but that doesn't change the fact that he's the **** now does it?

 

[Jenny]

Wait. I think the U.S. is actually the one of if not the most dangerous countries. Even so, theres plenty of safe places to live in the U.S.

To tell you the truth, in my eyes america aint worth a ****. I wouldn't want to live there or have anything to do with it. I prefer to live poor rather than be shot in a school or somebody to behead me and then blame it on music, games.. etc.. zzzz the great america.. zzzzz.. what a lie.

You're giving a lot of hate towards America based on what you hear on news. Where I live no school has been shot, theres hardly ever any killings. <10 a year, if that, and no crimes have been blamed on media. Problem with the news is you're only going to hear about the bad and not the good. As for school shootings the U.S. isn't the only place that have had this happen.

In addition look at the values america promotes.. one word.. ewwwwww!!!

I don't know what you're trying to say with this. It sounds like you're just trying to find reasons to hate America for no real reason. Which flows well with a thread that's talking about unintelligent responses.

 

[electricmole]

as long as there are still americans who are not racist i would still want to go to america and live the american dream. and b****s there are just too hot and pretty as well, i wonder if i can do even on one before i die. i wonder if their racist too and will not mind your money. lol