Why Americans should never be allowed to travel

[Amantis]

For laughs: Why Americans should never be allowed to travel.

I think the hippo and the window stories are the best.

- Amantis

 

[DB]

Who cares? Honestly, I'm sure every ****ing country has said stupid **** before.

 

[Amantis]

Wow, I don't remember you being this sarcastic. Where's the <3?

- Amantis

 

[DB]

"I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window." There's no way in hell that's true.

 

[Barney Stinson]

So because of 12 random incidents in a country with millions of people we shouldn't be allowed to travel?

Yeah, why don't we just "shut down" America completly, we'll see how long the rest of the world fares without us.

 

[Darkmatter]

GeeGee world economy...

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

What the **** would the world do without walmart?!?!?!

 

[TrongaMonga]

Haven't read the text, but I still love the reaction of americans. It's so cute.

 

[DB]

I hear the Portuguese smell funny.

 

[Darkmatter]

What the **** would the world do without walmart?!?!?!

Actually my hair cutter person told me in Germany that Wal-Mart doesn't fair as well because Europeans aren't used to big stores that have virtually everything they need.

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

thats because germans are completely useless dumbasses

 

[TrongaMonga]

That's not exactly true, we've got that sorta thing here.

The difference is that there, Walmart seems almost like a monopoly, while it is pretty much unknown here and has lots of competition.

 

[Darkmatter]

She said it differs between each country, but yeah..I was tripping out when she said that they had to close Wal-Marts in Germany due to that. :x

 

[DB]

Wal-Mart isn't a monopoly here! What about K-Mart!? Or Target!? OR JC PENNY!?!?!

 

[Barney Stinson]

Actually my hair cutter person told me in Germany that Wal-Mart doesn't fair as well because Europeans aren't used to big stores that have virtually everything they need.

Yet .

 

[Barney Stinson]

Haven't read the text, but I still love the reaction of americans. It's so cute.

You try living in the worlds mainstay of a country and have every single non american go off about how stupid some people here are. As if retards are only existing in America.

 

[Darkmatter]

I haven't seen a K-Mart in YEARS.

 

[DB]

I haven't seen a K-Mart in YEARS.

Yeah, me neither. But you've seen a Target and J.C. Penny, no doubt.

 

[TrongaMonga]

You try living in the worlds mainstay of a country and have every single non american go off about how stupid some people here are. As if retards are only existing in America.

You've got to admit though. For such a civilized and educated country, you see really retarded comments and stuff from some of your countryman.

I mean, I'm sure Zimbabwe has people who can be even more stupid, but they're actually uneducated.

It's like, you guys take everything for so granted that you don't even bother to think before you speak, and you really do see that a lot more from americans (most likely to do with the fact there's much more american media out there ) than anywhere else, by miles.

 

[DB]

Uh, yeah right, Tronga. You said that Wal-Mart was a monopoly. You lost an argument you had there.