Whats the Funniest thing a wc3 Unit Says (Cont.)

[vash2003]

necros: "right click for hot undead action!!"

 

[IDefy]

I like most of the riffleman sayings.

 

[RageWinterchill]

"MY LIFE FOR AIUR!!! Uh, I mean, Ner'Zhul..."
-Acolyte

"ALL I SEE IS BLACKNESS!!! Oh, my hood's down..."
-Acolyte

Kid: I'm a skeleton!
Necromancer: I see dead people.
Ghoul: Me EAT dead people!!!
Kids: *run away screaming*
-Halloween Warcraft 3 file

 

[Hitsua]

(Gyro Copter er a Rifleman)

Where da ye want it?

 

[BNW-Watson]

stumbled on this one, and can't believe you guys haven't seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail. A large majority of the human sounds are from that insanely funny flic.

Best has got to be the Iron Chef from the WD
classic

 

[Kaldaris]

I thought these were pretty funny.

By - Peon
Me not that kind of orc!

By - Huntress
Frisbee Anyone?

By - Acloyte
My life for Auir! *cough cough* I mean... Ner'zhul

By - Druid of the Claw
Quit clicking on my bear ass

By - Headhunter
Leave it to me I take a big wieght off your shoulders

By - Blademaster
My blade can cut through armor! And still cut a tomato
Twin blade action! For clean close shave anytime

By - Grom Hellscream
I can see clearly now, the rain has come

By - Taruen
What are these letters burned on my ass?
*glass break* Sorry!

By - Necromancer
I see undead people

By - Banshee
I hate you! I hate you!, Call me!

By - Abomination
Im dead sexy

I'll post more later.

 

[UltimateJim]

the hero pit lord's last pissed " (corny clasical music) we now return to jaina in the morning, helly kim, youy think your here for a make over right" "uh....ya" well mev brought you here to say something, why dont u go ahead mev" "well kimcake, i love you, but uh... im a demon... well more of a pitlord" and in the background you hear "hes a bum! throw him out!!!" lmao i laughed so hard my insides started to heart

 

[Geamanu]

The ice troll has another one(when ordered to move): "Ce pute" which is actualy romanian and means something like "oh,it stinks". You can't imagine how funny it is to hear all the speeches in english and suddenly hear this!.Me and my friends thought for a moment it was a coincidence...but wasn't, i mean it can't be .

 

[Jedi]

"U-N-D-E-A-D... Find out what it means to meeeeee..." - Banshee

Jedi

 

[FollowTheReaper]

I love the monty python quotes of the peasents, lol

 

[(V)aster)V(ind]

I forget who says it but shes(a night elf hero) says 'My tiger is grrrrrrrreat!' and 'Curiosity killed my last ride'

 

[Biske]

Well, I believe we've touched almost every unit, don't you?

 

[M3_feelin_0wn3d]

ice trolls ^^
im to cool
chill out
should have brought a sweather ^^
i have the halloween file 2 its pretty funny

 

[ProdigiousLucidOsprey]

Alright we gotta add some Frozen Throne ones now that its out, so Ill start.

Blood Elf Engineer- "Its simple, just take the hydraulic phase shift emulator and attach it to the transdimensional photon particle emitter. Bam! New tower."

Pitlord- "You know what burns my ass? A flame about this high."

This is a good one (Jerry Springer mockery)
*Korny talk show music*
Narrator-"Welcome back to Jaina in the Morning"
*crowd applause*
Jaina-" We're here with Malvingerof, Hunter of Night, and his girlfriend Kim. Now Kim you think your here for a makeover right?
Kim-"Umm, yea?"
Jaina-"Mal, why dont you tell us why your really here?"
Pitlord-"Well Kim-cake, I love you, but I have something to tell you. Uhh...... I'm a Demon.
*crowd dissapproval*
Pitlord-"Well, actually more of a Pitlord..."
*crowd booing*
Audience member in the background-"He's a bum! Throw him out!"
Kim-"What! I dont understand.. I thought you worked for the post-office?"


Dragonhawk-"Thats right Pal....adin. I am dangerous"
Dragonhawk-"Whats a mountain-goat doing up here!?" *splat*

Spellbreaker-"I never stole any buffs! I have reciepts for all of them!"

BloodElfMage-"Hi my name is Roy, Im a magic addict."
Group-"Hi Roy"

Naga Gaurdian-"In the depths, no one can hear you scream. Well the can.... but its really muffled."

 

[FuZi0N]

i like the bloodmage.....
when hes talking about his people blood:
My blood crys out for the vengance of my people blood
which can only be repayed with at least twice as much blood or maybe 3 times as much blood, like if you went to hell and it was full of blood and that blood was on fire and it was raining blood, and maybe that would be enough blood...... errrrr but probablly not.
^^^^^^ its soooooo fuken funny

 

[Jenny]

"Say Hello to mah lil' frien" Mmm..Scarface!(Either HH or Troll berserker)

1st head-"I'm with stupid" 2nd head- "Me too!"-Ogre (Mauler?)

 

[M3_feelin_0wn3d]

(clamp)(scream) drop the villager.. drop it. drop it ! (weird bird dragon sound) SPLUT! ^^ dragonhawk .
beastmaster i now summon the HATSJEE! (dragon sound) ^^
i now summon the 1337 TWAYNTOR (dragon sound )
the day of our invasion will be known as : the day (naga guard)
we will take over the world. starting by the swimming pools (naga guard )

 

[Aragorn7]

Necros:
"I love the dead.....frequently."

 

[Ued_colonial]

Bloodmage with the whole blood thing. Man thats funny.

 

[Kuro Neko]

"Wings, horns, hoofs, what do we say? Is this diablo?" ~ Illidan Stormrage (Frozen throne version)