Whats the Funniest thing a wc3 Unit Says (Cont.)

[vash2003]

igot another one
grunts:
why you poking me, (poke again)
ooo that felt good.

 

[VBadGirl]

i like better..poke poke..is that all u do. u should lead an army instead of poking me.

 

[vash2003]

or what about:
grunts
"Me so horney" and there was sumthin else but i forgot

 

[x42bn6]

"For the End of the World spell, press Ctrl-Alt-Del."
- Human Sorc
"Click me baby, one more time!"
- Human Sorc
"Scalpel, sponge, magic wand!"
- Human Priest
"Side effects may include dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death, and halitosis. (What?!) Magic is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before use."
- Human Priest
"I'm but a shadow of my former self."
- Undead Shade
"What a tangled web we weave."
- Undead Crypt Fiend
"I'm not some plucky girl you can string along."
- NE Archer
"Got any Gummi Humans?"
- NE DotC
"You're the King? Well, I didn't vote for you."
- Human Peasant
"We found a witch! May we burn her?"
- Human Peasant
For you, vash2003: "Me so horned, me hurt you long time."
- Orc Grunt
"This is my owl. There are many like it, but this one is mine."
- NE Dryad
"It not easy being green."
- Orc Grunt
"Raindrops keep falling on my head."
- Orc WD
"Say hello to my little friend."
- Orc HH

 

[Sassafrass]

Quit clicking on my bare ass-- Druid of the Claw

 

[RageWinterchill]

"Darkness called! ...But I was on the phone at the time, so I missed him. I tried to Star 69 Darkness, but I got his machine instead. I yelled, "PICK UP THE PHONE, DARKNESS!" But he ignored me. ....Darkness must have been screening his calls..."
-Demon Hunter

"*cell phone rings* Hello? Hey, Darkness! How are ya? The Demon Hunter gave you a call? No, I don't have his number."
-Dreadlord

"WHERE'S ME DRINK?!" "I can't shoot if I haven't had a pint, y'know!" "There's me drink! GET IN MY BELLY!!!"
-Rifleman

"Could ya put some bonus points in me drinkin' skills?"
-Mountain King

"Spider sense... tingling..."
-Crypt Fiend

"What I do in death, echoes in eternity!" "Iiiiii ain't got no body!"
-Shade

"I HATE PEOPLE! But I love gatherings."
-Death Knight

"Ph34r my l33t sk33ls." "I said a BOW string, not a G! Ugh, nevermind..."
-Archer

"I'll attract the prey with my human mating call!" "I'm SOOO wasted, I'm so wasted!!!"
-Dryad

 

[Biske]

"I shot the shariff, the deputey, and yur wee doggy too!"--Rifleman

 

[x42bn6]

Looks like I'm not the only one who listens as well.

 

[RageWinterchill]

"Dost thou speak unto me?"
-Knight

"By the GODS you're annoying!"
-Knight (yeah, and so are you, buddy... big ass mouth you got there...)

"My favorite color is blue. NO, YELLOW!!!"
-Knight

"DAMN... HELMET!!! *sigh*"
-Knight (what helmet?)

"TOUCH ME NOT, I AM CHASTE!!!"
-Paladin

"Is that a sword? LUXURY! Is that a horse? SLOTH! Is that a helmet? VANITY!!!"
-Paladin

"YouaretheweakestLich, GOOD BYE!!!"
-Lich

"Could you chew that up for me?"
-Lich

"LET LIFE CEASE! *attacks a sheep*"
-Acolyte when attacking a sheep (someone is too into his job...)

"*cell phone rings* Hello? Ugh, for the last time, I am a DREADlord, not a DRUGlord!"
-Dreadlord

"THE BURNING LEGION NEEDS... A dental plan. These fangs are killing me..."
-Tichondrius

"Demon blood is thicker than... regular... blood..."
-Demon Hunter

"Seert neerg evol I!"
-Demon Hunter

"Curiosity killed my last ride."
-Priestess of the Moon

"Anyone for some frisbee?"
-Huntress

"How'd you like to get with lightning where the sun don't shine?!"
-Shaman

And here's just a weird conversation between a Farseer and a Demon Hunter that my friend and I thought up of. It uses actual phrases by both.

FS: The future is ours!
DH: We must act!
FS: My eyes are open!
DH: .....
FS: Seeing is believing.
DH: .....
FS: Watch out!
DH: *runs away crying*

 

[Theroy]

"My favorite color is blue. NO, YELLOW!!!" "

I don't get it?

 

[x42bn6]

I haven't heard of those.

 

[RageWinterchill]

Personally, I don't get it either. It's supposed to be from Monty Python, but I've never watched it. I put it up there cuz he sounds funny when saying it. The Peasants' "YOUR the king? Well I didn't vote for you!" is also supposed to be from Monty Python. By the way...

"HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!"
-Peasant

 

[x42bn6]

My friend says that some of mine are from quotes as well.

 

[Blackdevil2440]

My favorite is ... umm let me think lol i havnt played in a while.... *Fart* he did it *no he did it* hahahahha

IT was the ogres

 

[x42bn6]

What's the quote?

 

[RageWinterchill]

I believe the Ogres said that from Warcraft 2. Not sure if the Warcraft 3 Ogres (the hireable ones) say that too.

 

[x42bn6]

Oh, right, I remember my friend telling me that they did. No idea though.

 

[FallenFootman]

footman: umbar lothar wants YOU. The goblins farting and them saying wasnt me at same time. Crypt fiends sayings are funny too. GHOUL: I eat dead people......(play on 6th sense) Sorceress: click me baby one more time. Gyro: they came from.. Behind! its funny if you hear it over and over like in custom games. peon: Me just an orc. TROLL headhunter: Whatchu wont mon? kelthuzad: I've always wanted to make my own cult......SO I DID! Captain: I shoulda became a farmer like my father but at least i get to hobnob with royalty. Peasant: You're the king? Well I didn't vote for you! Peasant: Help! Im being repressed! ALL OF THEM ARE FUNNY SO MANY I CANT LIST THEM

 

[Zantetsuken]

I dunno about who's the funniest character in WC3. But TFT's Brewmaster is becoming my personal fav. Juss look at him taking a swig... i can watch him drink all day.

 

[RageWinterchill]

"Don't ask, don't tell!" "Uncle Lothar wants YOU!" "Grab your sword and fight the Horde!" "'Tis only a flesh wound..."
-Footman

"50,000 gold a year in child care AND THEY CALL IT A CULT?!"
-Kel'Thuzad

Kid: "I'm a skeleton!"
Necromancer: "I see dead people!"
Ghoul: "Me EAT dead people!"
Kids: *run away screaming*
-Halloween Warcraft file

Witch Doctor: "What you be cravin'?"
Tauren: "Got milk?"
Witch Doctor: "That be good choice, mon!"
-Halloween Warcraft file

Did anyone else download that file? That thing was absolutely hilarious! :crackin