You Know You are Owned by a Skunk if....
All the bottom shelves of your bookcases are emplty.
Every wastebasket in the house is up on a chair or table, out of danger.
All your house plants are set up on a table, are hangers or those which are on the floor have a fence around them.
All your bedroom and kitchen drawers and kitchen cabinets have baby locks on them.
You're on a first name basis with the Produce Manager at several grocery stores.
The people at the PlexiGlass place know you on site.
You have bite holes in the bottoms of most of your pants worn at feeding time
When you can't find your silky unders
cuz the skunks have dragged them into their beds!!
When you have a ratty blanket and comforter,
because the skunk kids NEEDED the expensive duvet!
When asked if your home decor is traditional or modern,
you say it is mephitis proof.
When out with Friends and they start showing their kids pictures,
you whip out pictures of your fur baby.
Pets Mart employees ask how your fur baby is doing
and shows you the new toys they have that the skunk might like.
Your house is covered with pictures of skunks, instead of grandkids.
You sleep in the best position for your skunks comfort.
You no longer need an alarm clock to get up for work.
You have mastered the language of stomps, rubs, nips and head butts
by responding appropriately. (ie: supply the correct food requested,
emptying the litterbox, lifting onto the bed, couch etc., butt scratches,
move over...)
You do your grocery shopping based on your skunks supply of food,
not your own.
When searching for a new house, your purchasing needs
are based on your skunks comfort and care.
Your Vet is on speed dial and on a first name basis with you.
You wake up unable to breathe
because your skunk(s) are sleeping on your face.
When you take the kids out, you get stared at and answer all the questions.
Such as "does it stink" is it "deskunked"
You warn visiting phone or cable installers, not for their protection,
but to make sure they don't startle poor Mister Poofy Butt.
"Watch out for the moving lump under the bedcover
...someone delele this plz...... oppsidently double posted
