Post the most offensive//nasty joke you can think of

[Sakuhta]

Originally posted by The_Immortal_King
What do you call black ppl hanging in a barn?


2 treasure hunters are hunting treasure, when one says to the other that they should go hunt in another place. The 2nd hunter didn't want to because it is rumored that a native tribe lives there. The 1st hunter talks him into going to. While hunting for treasure, the tribe takes them captive. They time them up to pole with their arms and legs spread out. A priest walks over to the first hunter and says, "Do you choose death or bongo?" The hunter thinks about it, he doesn't know wut bongo is, but it has to be better then death, so he says, "I choose bongo." The priest raises his staff and says, "He chooses bongo." So all the males from the tribe line up behind him and take turns ****ing him in the ass. The 2nd treasure hunter is watching this the whole time. The priest then asks the 2nd treasure hunter, "What do you choose, death or bongo?" He says, "After seeing that, I am gonna have to choose death." The priest raises his staff and says, "He chooses death. Death by bongo!"

-.- Its BUFU. bot bongo wtf is that

 

[itchmahballz]

haha good one.

what do u call a black priest....

holy shit...
:0

 

[minny]

LOL! so racist... anyway

whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?




a hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

 

[Freud_of_Brawl-Hall]

 

[Guru]

What is the difference between a jew and a peperoni pizza?







































The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

 

[sprucegoose]

why do black people like basketball so much?

cause theres running shooting and stealing

what do u do when in the middle of the night ur tv starts floating? shoot the african american carrying it

 

[rvballplaya]

There was this little girl and she walked in on her dad while he was changing clothes and saw his dick. She stopped and looked at him and said "Daddy, what is that?". He didn't wan't to explain sex to her so he said don't worry about it, it's a secret. She went up to her mom and said "Mommy, whats that thing hanging between daddys legs?". Mom didn't want to explain sex to her either so she said "I don't know he won't tell me". A couple of days go by and the little girl runs up to her mom and tells her she knows what daddy has hanging between his legs. The mom asks her daughter what it is. The daughter said its a toothbrush. Mom said how do you know its a toothbrush. The little girl looks at her and says "Because the maid had it in her mouth and she had toothpaste dripping from her chin!!!!" :rollie

 

[Sabo]

PMSL @ this thread roflmao

Anyone know that dead baby one who has no dick?

cant remember it but remember it was funniest thing i have ever hear

 

[munchyman]

Alright here's one:

So a mexican guy, a japanese guy and an american guy are all sitting in a plane. All of a sudden, the mexicanguy gets up and throws a bunch of burritos out of the plane window, say "oh, weve got too many of these in my country" Then, the japanese guy gets up and throws some trays of sushi ou of the window, saying as well that "ive got too many of these in my country" The american guy takes all this in, and then throws the mexican guy out the window.