What do you call black ppl hanging in a barn?
Old farm equipment.
A skunk is walking around in the woods when he sees a duck. the duck says to the skunk, "hey, can you help me? I don't know what I am, can you help me figure it out?" The skunk says sure. "Well, you have webbed feet, your white, and you quack, you must be a duck." said the skunk. Then the skunk asked the duck to help him. "Hey, can you help me now? I dont know what I am either." said the skunk. The duck said sure. "Your not all white, your not all black, you smell like shit, you must be a mexican."
LOL!!!
2 treasure hunters are hunting treasure, when one says to the other that they should go hunt in another place. The 2nd hunter didn't want to because it is rumored that a native tribe lives there. The 1st hunter talks him into going to. While hunting for treasure, the tribe takes them captive. They time them up to pole with their arms and legs spread out. A priest walks over to the first hunter and says, "Do you choose death or bongo?" The hunter thinks about it, he doesn't know wut bongo is, but it has to be better then death, so he says, "I choose bongo." The priest raises his staff and says, "He chooses bongo." So all the males from the tribe line up behind him and take turns ****ing him in the ass. The 2nd treasure hunter is watching this the whole time. The priest then asks the 2nd treasure hunter, "What do you choose, death or bongo?" He says, "After seeing that, I am gonna have to choose death." The priest raises his staff and says, "He chooses death. Death by bongo!"
OMG!!
A daddy mole, a mommy mole, and a baby mole are sitting around in their hole when pappa mole says, "I think I smell pancakes." So he sticks his nose out of the hole and says, "Mmmmmm, smells delicious." Then momma mole says, "I think I smell bacon." So she sticks her nose out of the hole and says, "Mmmmmm, smells grand." So the baby mole wants a sniff to, but his parents are in the way. So the baby says, "He, I want a smell." So he takes a sniff and says, "Hey, no fair, all I can smell is molasses."
Get it, molasses the syrup sounds like mole asses! Cuz his parents are in the way of the hole.
