Post the most offensive//nasty joke you can think of

[c9h13no3]

Yes, this will prolly get moved, but whatever, here's mine:

What's the difference between vaginal discharge and dirt?
You can't gargle dirt.

O_O

 

[coRtALoS]

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I was so close to posting mine, but I could get sued for all the racist/sexist remarks in it...

Feel free to post what you want to everyone else!

 

[Zaku]

How do you stop a baby swinging on a closeline?
























By hitting it with a baseball batt.

 

[WildfireFX]

rofl!!!!

 

[Thistle]

How do you Kill someone with no life (AXL).......







Take away Battleforums hahahaha /lame joke

 

[DigitalElite]

Two homos are anal probing each other with there dicks when the first pulls his out and says he has to go to the bathroom. The second says "well dont jerk off without me." So after a while the first guy is stil in the bathroom and the second worries about the first guy. The second guy opens the door of the bathroom and sees cum everywhere. He says "I said dont jerk it without me!" And the first Guy says "I didnt, I only farted!"

HAHA

 

[Thistle]

dude.... gross

 

[Beer $lut]

Why did the chicken cross the road?












































Cause he saw a chicken proestuet on the other side.

 

[homestar333]

why did the man stop talking?














































He was staring at tara reid's rack

 

[Static]

why didnt the skeleton cross the road.

















Because He is dead.

 

[Beer $lut]

bahahahah nice one

 

[Samsara]

lol u guys are gonna think im vile and twisted for my dead baby jokes......

(note: i made this one, so give me credit) what is the biggest similarity between princess diana and pink floyd?:
their biggest hit was the wall.

what is blue, has bubbles, screaming and is pink:
a baby suffocating on bubble wrap

what bubbles and taps on glass:
a baby in a microwave

what is the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truck load of bowling balls?:
u cant unload one with a pitchfork

what is worse than a baby nailed to telephone pole?:
the same baby nailed to 40 telephone poles

whats nastier than a pile of dead babies?:
the baby that is alive in the middle eating his way out.

what is the worst that can happen to a pediphile?:
getting blood on his clown outfit.

whats worse than a dead baby on the curb?:
the same baby next week

what is blue, black, pink and red all over?:
a baby with a knife.

note: more to come when i gather my thoughts *may take a while.

 

[c9h13no3]

How do you make a 7 year old cry twice?

Wipe your bloody penis off on her teddy bear.

:X

 

[Thistle]

how did Axl loose his virginity

























Found a nice pencil sharpener.... YAR!

 

[PunkGo]

Originally posted by noob_phucker
lol u guys are gonna think im vile and twisted for my dead baby jokes......

(note: i made this one, so give me credit) what is the biggest similarity between princess diana and pink floyd?:
their biggest hit was the wall.

what is blue, has bubbles, screaming and is pink:
a baby suffocating on bubble wrap

what bubbles and taps on glass:
a baby in a microwave

what is the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truck load of bowling balls?:
u cant unload one with a pitchfork

what is worse than a baby nailed to telephone pole?:
the same baby nailed to 40 telephone poles

whats nastier than a pile of dead babies?:
the baby that is alive in the middle eating his way out.

what is the worst that can happen to a pediphile?:
getting blood on his clown outfit.

whats worse than a dead baby on the curb?:
the same baby next week

what is blue, black, pink and red all over?:
a baby with a knife.

note: more to come when i gather my thoughts *may take a while.

u gotta lotta probs with dead babies...

 

[c9h13no3]

How do you make a dead baby stop crying? Take it off the meathook.

What's the difference between a cadillac and a dead baby? There isn't a cadillac in my garage.

What's worse than the pile of dead babies in my garage? The one eating it's way out from the inside.

What's worse than that? It makes it.

What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

GOGO!

 

[aphextwin]

what has wings and plays baseball?



























a bat

 

[N[U]TS]

alite i think iv told this one before on here

buxdro and tibido joke

buxdro and tibido were sittin in a bar drinkin, and a woman who is pretty much drunk walks in. She calls out "will anyone buy me a drink?" while shes saying this she raises her arm and there's a big ol wad of hair under her arm Buxdro responds and says "ill buy that ballerena a drink" After shes done drinking her beer, she calls out again. Buxdro responds "ill buy that ballerena a drink". Then tibido says to buxdro "why do you keep calling that woman ballerena?" Buxdro responds saying "ANYONE WHO CAN LIFT HER LEG THAT HIGH HAS TO BE A BALLERENA"


Lmfao funny stuff right?:lucifer

 

[DB]

Baseball is a complete joke. A man with four balls cannot walk.

 

[RoaCh of DisCord]

Question:Why do black parents keep their children away from sandboxes?

Answer:Cats might burry them