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[Zmoney]

Me and my stonerrrrrr friend chrisss

*no homo on the hug

 

[Barney Stinson]

hiking across a river up in the mountains.

awesome. you look kinda like this chick, who happens to have a huge nude set on another forum I know of.

 

[Darkmatter]

ZMan!

Haha@Mike.

 

[Barney Stinson]

Oh just wait.

 

[Jenny]

Off to work.
I wanted to capture my perfect hair forever.

I DID IT.

My hair is very similar minus the fact I've got negroid hair.

Haha, not fair. I've just showed you pictures from a 12 hours long game of capture the flag, which occured in the outdoor, in a ****ing forest, and you have the nerve of calling me a basement dweller? C'mon. I may be nerdish, but the steretypes just dont stick anymore.

If you knew just how far lots of those people will take swordfithing seriously, which include the training and the bodybuilding, you wouldnt call them nerds anymore.

T'was fun as all hell, its al I have to say. Its a lot like paintball, except with swords and shields, and a bit of roleplaying for good mesure. Its very simple; weapons do 1 damage, and each body parts got 1 hit point. If a body part like an arm of a leg "dies", you cant use it until your either healed, or until you've respawned after death. Death occure when your torso as 0 hit points left. You can increase your hit points if you have an armor, but those are expensive, and only the fanatics will go as far as to buy one, because a full plate cost well into the thousand of $$$. There were few armors, but whenever you'd see one, it was a genuine one, in metal or in chainmail.

The rule of the game are as follow; there are 5 separate battlefields in the forest, with a confrontation scheduled at each one, at different moment of the day. If your team win the control of a battlefield, you have to keep and defend it for 20 minutes (which give the opposing team the time to mount one or two counterattacks), and after that, if your team is still incontrol, you can take the flag and run with it to your base, without getting intercepted by the ennemy. Thats how you score a point. If, during the 20 minutes, you lose control of the battlefield, then the opposing team as to defend it for another 20 minutes before getting a chance to run away with the flag, and so on.

There were other ways of scoring points; by stealing the ennemy team flag hidden at their camp, by killing their leaders (3 per teams), or by finding special objects hidden in the forest (there were 4 of them, but only 2 were found).

There's some roleplaying elements inovlved, too. You have to try and act as if you were playing some sort of caracter (a rule that wasnt realy enforced), and you have to costume yourself (that was closely enforced. No watch, no cellphone, no tshirts with brands on it), within the context provided by your team. For exemple, my team was composed of a bunch of barbarian\savages, while the opposing team was some sort of religious order of paladins. So they were allowed metalic armors and knights, while were allowed a few more players and monsters (it was something like 24 vs 35 players).

In the end, they managed to have the upper hand most of the time, because their players were more experienced, which eroded our moralm while we had poor leadership. Their defensive tacticts was extremly effective (a combination of shield formation, mother****ing huge spears, and archers), and our only hope of winning any battle was to find a way of breaking their rank somehow or to outmanoeuvre them, when it mattered.

I hope you were off elsewhere taking nude shots to post instead of partaking in that sadness.

 

[Sogeking]

awesome. you look kinda like this chick, who happens to have a huge nude set on another forum I know of.

link please

 

[Renzokuken]

link please

You sad boy.

Lol @ Zman, your pics are hilarious.

 

[Speaker]

 

[TroiK-]

id hit it

 

[Darkmatter]

Image gone?

Hot girl speaker. :]

 

[Zmoney]

Speaker new rule.

If you ever wana break your dork status only wear running shoes when your at track practice.

Running shoes are so nerdy.


This goes for all of you, just a tip
Oh and if your wearing socks that show inches above the tops of your sneakers get rid of those too. Thats a pet peeve of mine when people do that.



*heres a pic of me at the beach lookin fly in some chicks sun glasses

 

[Speaker]

thanks DM

sorry zmoney; i thought they went well with my running shorts, seeing as how about an hour earlier i went for a run

also, i didnt know i had to live up to your standards and stay trendy to lose my 'dork status'

thanks for being a dick?

 

[Renzokuken]

Z is the man, watch your mouth, Speaker.

 

[B~E]

I would indiscriminately hit most of you people.

 

[Renzokuken]

I would indiscriminately hit most of you people.

Says the medieval rper.

 

[Barney Stinson]

I would indiscriminately hit most of you people.

Renzo's remark. Plus I'd break that precious face of yours open if you swung on me. :acclaim

 

[Vadriel]

I'd show B~E the clear and obvious difference between a real sword and those cardboard/tinfoil knockoffs he and his buddies slap each other with.

I don't care how badass you think you are. If you find yourself without a gun and staring down your nose at a 4 foot length of sharpened steel...you piss yourself.

 

[Zmoney]

Umm those are not running shorts brother, those are to long.

And it was a tip. You don't have to follow it.

 

[Jenny]

I could kick all of your asses in running shoes.

 

[Barney Stinson]

I'd show B~E the clear and obvious difference between a real sword and those cardboard/tinfoil knockoffs he and his buddies slap each other with.

I don't care how badass you think you are. If you find yourself without a gun and staring down your nose at a 4 foot length of sharpened steel...you piss yourself.

I wouldn't. I'd laugh pretty good because some kid thinks he's actually gonna do work with a sword.

In fact, I'd love to see you pull a 4 foot sword on someone and actually do something with it other than make them laugh.