Im going to hell :p

[Theroy]

muahhaha

 

[FuLouZero]

Fourth Level of Hell

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Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here

Yay, I'll be only halfed damned
I have a problem of hating my self but helping the needy -_-

 

[amrtin77]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

 

[Miss]

How low we are to answer such pityful and stupid tests that give a load of crap. Are we that bored?

 

[Forged]

6th level I am a heretic.

Have you been attending religious worship lately? No

Have you been known to dress provocatively to attract the attention of the opposite sex? yes

Do you own or plan to own a flashy sports car or an SUV? Yes(not me personally but I would own it if my mom gave it to me)

Have you suffered suicidal thoughts? yes (but it was more like I wish I were dead when a whole shit load of work or stress comes apon no intention on doing it)

Have you been in any physical fights in recent years? Yes (Theroy is a pussy)

Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse? Yes (not recentlly)

Do you believe in astrology, tarot cards, and fortune-telling? No

Do you donate time or money to charities? No

Are you often very depressed? No

Do you believe in God? no

Have you stolen anything from an employer or friend? No

Are you good at telling lies? No

Do you look at pornography? yes

Do you often lose your temper? yes

Do you consider food to be one of life's finer pleasures? yes

Do you intentionally cause harm to yourself? No

Do you intentionally cause harm to others, or to animals? yes(people not animals)

Do you tend to hoard your money and possessions? No

Are you loyal to your friends and family through good times and bad? yes

Have you had sex or do you plan to have sex before marriage? yes

Do you think science and logic represent the pinnacle of human understanding? Yes

Do you use God's name in vain (ex. "God damn it," "Oh my God")? yes

Do you enjoy violent movies and video games? yes

Have you been to a strip club? No

Do you read scripture? no

Do you like to "live large"? Yes

Have you wished bad things upon your fellow countrymen? Yes

Have you ever attempted suicide? no

Do you give food or money to beggars? not often no

Do you believe it is your right to indulge yourself with every last dollar you earn? no'

Have you recently done something that you've criticized others for doing? Yes

Have you ever visited or called a psychic? No

Do you repent for your sins? no

Do you love to shop for yourself, even when you don't need anything new? Yes (do drugs count?)

Do you consider living a virtuous life to be one of your top goals? no

Do you believe in an afterlife? no

Do you "hate" a lot of people? yes

Have you ever taken pleasure in someone else's misery?
yes

Do you have any pagan religious beliefs? yes

Have you ever lent money to someone and charged them interest or expected some "extra" in return? no

Have you ever engaged in oral or anal sex? yes (theroy is a loser )

Have you ever tricked someone into thinking you were someone whom you are not? yes

Have you ever seduced someone, only to lose interest soon after? yes

Can you see yourself engaging in treason against your country? Yes

Do you eat at restaurants several times a week? No

Are you ever attracted to members of your same sex? No

Have you ever gotten someone drunk, tricked someone, or used some other underhanded means to try to initiate sexual activity for you or for a friend? Yes (but stoped him after I realized it was a bad idea)

Would you sooner go without sex than go without good-tasting food? no

Are you a "penny pincher"? no

Have you ever been sexually intimate with a member of your same sex? No

Do you hate yourself? No

Do you masturbate often? Yes

Have you ever intentionally given bad advice? yes

Are you overweight? No

Think about some of the sinful or wrong things you've done in the past. Do you foresee yourself continuing to do these things? Yes

Do you make an effort to consume less resources (i.e. electicity, gasoline, plastic, glass, paper, etc.)? no

Could you picture yourself assassinating someone or ordering an assassination on someone if it meant that you would become very rich and powerful? Yeah (You ****ing liar theroy)

Through God, all things are possible. F

In war, the best idea is to bomb the hell out of the other country. F

People are poor because they deserve to be, and should be given no help.

F

It's okay to punch someone if they "have it coming."
T

Religion is fiction.
T

Some people, such as Nostradamus, are able to predict future events.

F

It's okay to cut a family member out of your life if they have done something that you strongly disagree with.
F

Rich men and women deserve every penny and should spend or save their wealth as they wish. F

It is acceptable to use false flattery to get ahead.
T

Hammering away on scandals is a good way to damage those with whom you disagree politically.
F

A pimp is a good thing to be. T

Fasting is a way of expressing religious conviction that you have chosen or would gladly choose. F

Some people just deserve to die. T (look at charelton heston)

 

[munchyman]

8TH LEVEL BABY!!!!! WHOO YEAH


Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.



WHOO YEAH BABY!!!!!