Have you been attending religious worship lately? yes
Have you been known to dress provocatively to attract the attention of the opposite sex? yes
Do you own or plan to own a flashy sports car or an SUV? No
Have you suffered suicidal thoughts? yes (but it was more like I wish I were dead when a whole shit load of work or stress comes apon no intention on doing it)
Have you been in any physical fights in recent years? No
Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse? no
Do you believe in astrology, tarot cards, and fortune-telling? No
Do you donate time or money to charities? No
Are you often very depressed? No
Do you believe in God? yes
Have you stolen anything from an employer or friend? No
Are you good at telling lies? No
Do you look at pornography? yes
Do you often lose your temper? yes
Do you consider food to be one of life's finer pleasures? No
Do you intentionally cause harm to yourself? No
Do you intentionally cause harm to others, or to animals? no
Do you tend to hoard your money and possessions? No
Are you loyal to your friends and family through good times and bad? yes
Have you had sex or do you plan to have sex before marriage? yes
Do you think science and logic represent the pinnacle of human understanding? No
Do you use God's name in vain (ex. "God damn it," "Oh my God")? yes
Do you enjoy violent movies and video games? yes
Have you been to a strip club? No
Do you read scripture? no
Do you like to "live large"? No
Have you wished bad things upon your fellow countrymen? No
Have you ever attempted suicide? no
Do you give food or money to beggars? not often no
Do you believe it is your right to indulge yourself with every last dollar you earn? no'
Have you recently done something that you've criticized others for doing? no
Have you ever visited or called a psychic? No
Do you repent for your sins? yes
Do you love to shop for yourself, even when you don't need anything new? No
Do you consider living a virtuous life to be one of your top goals? yes
Do you believe in an afterlife? yes
Do you "hate" a lot of people? no
Have you ever taken pleasure in someone else's misery?
yes
Do you have any pagan religious beliefs? no
Have you ever lent money to someone and charged them interest or expected some "extra" in return? no
Have you ever engaged in oral or anal sex? no
Have you ever tricked someone into thinking you were someone whom you are not? yes
Have you ever seduced someone, only to lose interest soon after? No
Can you see yourself engaging in treason against your country? no Canada
Do you eat at restaurants several times a week? No
Are you ever attracted to members of your same sex? No
Have you ever gotten someone drunk, tricked someone, or used some other underhanded means to try to initiate sexual activity for you or for a friend? No
Would you sooner go without sex than go without good-tasting food? no
Are you a "penny pincher"? no
Have you ever been sexually intimate with a member of your same sex? No
Do you hate yourself? No
Do you masturbate often? No
Have you ever intentionally given bad advice? yes
Are you overweight? No
Think about some of the sinful or wrong things you've done in the past. Do you foresee yourself continuing to do these things? No
Do you make an effort to consume less resources (i.e. electicity, gasoline, plastic, glass, paper, etc.)? no
Could you picture yourself assassinating someone or ordering an assassination on someone if it meant that you would become very rich and powerful? No
Through God, all things are possible. T
In war, the best idea is to bomb the hell out of the other country. F
People are poor because they deserve to be, and should be given no help.
F
It's okay to punch someone if they "have it coming."
F
Religion is fiction.
F
Some people, such as Nostradamus, are able to predict future events.
F
It's okay to cut a family member out of your life if they have done something that you strongly disagree with.
F
Rich men and women deserve every penny and should spend or save their wealth as they wish. F
It is acceptable to use false flattery to get ahead.
False
Hammering away on scandals is a good way to damage those with whom you disagree politically.
F
A pimp is a good thing to be. F
Fasting is a way of expressing religious conviction that you have chosen or would gladly choose. F
Some people just deserve to die. F
And the Results are
Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
Purgatory
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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
