Court Is Now In Session.

[Summer of George]

"i'll park where i bloody well like you Nazi scum.....i know your type they give you a hat and a billy club and you think you can start herding people into Ovens...."

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Good Morning/Evening , obviously depending on which dreary hovel you are connecting from.

As previously mentioned .....I'm George, I will be representing my Client Mr BumSpud and in addition Mr Fumunda Cheeze has made a late Accusation which we shall also be looking into.

now this little Roustabout will require no Multi Sided Die...NPC character generation Tables or Random Encounter Matrices....so you Pack all your Floor plans away kiddie winks.


We are here for one Reason Only........Justice.....Justice for men who have been wronged by you....yes you with the dodgy wispy goatee and eyebrow ring.

Now , bear in mind i was the Man who got Curtis Stigers off Death Row....i'm a mean, lean, keen, Litigation machine.

Allow me to show you the Zebruger film......here, Back and to the left...back and to the left.....this clearly indicates a second shooter on the Grassy Knoll....what..what is it?....oh, that's next week...what's this then?


ahhhhh, yes i remember.


Right there will now be a short 15 minute recess while i send my assistant to pick up some Smirnoff, Just talk amongst yourselves.

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House of Spam - Crazy like a fox was a ground breaking TV show and taught me everything i know about the Law.

 

[Arkillo]

Shut the **** up, you guys are getting banned because you have links to porn in your sigs, and BumSpud triple posted numerous times after told not to. There is no appeal here dumb****. He won't be unbanned, Admins say is final

 

[Korittke]

that sounds like a ****ing poem 500 years old

 

[Mentis]

Originally posted by SouLeSS
Shut the **** up, you guys are getting banned because you have links to porn in your sigs, and BumSpud triple posted numerous times after told not to. There is no appeal here dumb****. He won't be unbanned, Admins say is final

OmG AfRaid of teh b00bs!!111


Suck it up, raunchy. Triple posts and you BAN someone?! That's like kicking someone out of a club because they used too much toilet paper when shitting on your face.

You all are pussies. You can't even say **** on your board. Some Battle Forums you are - "Let's through marshmallows at each other, guys! It'll be neat!"

 

[A Concerned Vicar]

now now now

Peace Be Upon you all

surely there must be a middle way here?

Mr. George was undoubtedly referring to making a cake, such as he might sell at the village feate, when he spoke of ovens

there is no need to shout and use bad language

and dont think you can fool me with that old F****** trick

I was in the navy you know

 

[jd-inflames]

he wasnt banned for triple posting, he was banned for a rule far worse, and he is NOT coming back. DROP IT

 

[Mentis]

Originally posted by jd-inflames
he wasnt banned for triple posting, he was banned for a rule far worse, and he is NOT coming back. DROP IT

hmm. . . nothxkbye.


I rather enjoy your tone. . . I mean, this is given the assumption that you're under 13 and trying to be very prominent with your direction.

www.dictionary.com , I know that'll be hard. I'm trying to teach you while you're still young.

See, regardless of what you have to say, you're underage, and I'm not. Therefore, I'm your new internet guardian. I'll teach you and instruct you on how to be what we call "educated".

We're going to start with a simple, easy rule. It goes like this:

"Don't speak unless spoken to."

Understand? That means that, unless a big kid from BH summons you for something, you keep that little mouth shut!

Have a good one.

 

[A Concerned Vicar]

whatever you do dont write the name of your home town. Mine just got censored

how a board that will allow the Lords name to be taken in vain then censor a sleepy English market town like S****horpe is beyond me

 

[Summer of George]

Good God is this the Jury?

That guy there looks like he has Cerebal Palsy....and the smell...oh well, work with what you have i suppose.
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Now The Defence will be Hinging much of their case on eye witness testimony, this Ladies leather Glove...some laborious wittering , a Cunning sleight of hand in the summing up and a massive spoonful of Evidence tampering.

We freely admit that we attempted to bribe the Jury with hard cash....however they appeared, at first, to be incorruptable , but several did admit that if we had some Dye-cast Warhammer Minatures and a pair of girls dirty panties, an accord could have been struck.

Sadly we were unable to source these items within the available timescale.


So we shall fall back on tried and trusted methods.

Now whoever PM'd me to see if messrs Cheeze and Bumspud would agree to a plea bargain agreement can forget it.

You are going to have to come up with something a little more tempting than allowing them free reign in the Counterstrike forum only... they dismissed it out of hand.....they know when they have the best damn trial Lawyer in the country on the case that heads will surely roll.

Now i Call my First Witness....Mr Bumspud.............



Oh , that's right he's banned and can't defend himself.......

That might leave us with a few tiny problems.

Your Honour can we adjourn for Lunchtime ****tails...i think i'm getting the DT's.

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House of Spam - a tribunal.......kill his wife as a first warning.

 

[jd-inflames]

I'm 18...****stick

and your friend is gone forever. Don't IP banns suck?

 

[Mentis]

Friend? Who has a friend?

I'm just here representing BH on a purely charitable level.



BH is a non profit organization dedicated to whipping today's youngsters into shape via a little tough love.

Now shut the **** up, I didn't say your god damned name, you little ****ing tweaker.

 

[dust601]

Summer of George is my new hero

 

[Mentis]

Originally posted by dust601
Summer of George is my new hero

Damn straight he's your new hero. He's the shit and don't you forget it.

See, rest of POS board. . . If you just follow the lead of this brilliant specimen "dust601", you'll all be on the straight path to excellence!

 

[dust601]

Well I didn't really mean anyone else in the group, i think theres about 3 or 4 of you who haven't made a post saying "were taking over these boards."

I find attempting to take over a flaming spot on a little kids site kinda pathetic but thats just me.

 

[Arkillo]

I saw a baby crying today, it reminded me of these dumb****s crying about their lost buttbuddy

 

[Summer of George]

Quiet in the Gallery or we will have the court cleared.......sorry your Honour, i got carried away , i've always wanted my own Gavel you see.
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Now Ladies and Cretins of the Jury.

Let's survey facts...not conjecture, claims and counter claims....we could be here all day, I don't want to get bogged down in silly debate along the lines of ..."You are a Fag....No.. You are a Fag...No sir...You are the Fag."

Now for the layman....who has a house , a family , Children a Wide screen TV and Hides Hardcore Equine Pornography in his tool shed, the World of Online Law is a murky one.

Of course it is....they have better things to do , like DIY and Beating their Wives because their Life didn't turn out the way they expected.

If only Todd hadn't fractured his hyoid bone in that unfortunate Keg Party incident he might have been playing Major League by now.

Not living in the bad part of town, watching his life pass him by in haze, Glory days....they pass you by , glory days...in the wink of a young girls eye...glory days..glory days.....Sorry, i do apologise , everything went a little Springsteen there for a moment.

where was i?

Right ....I put it to you that Aileen Wournos , With Malice of forethought ..........No?.....Bumspud ?.....Who the hell is he?


Ah...right....Anyway , cut to the chase.

Defence wishes to enter Exhibit A into evidence.

"The Asylum - the Original Un-Moderated forum"

Is that Gasps i hear from the Spectators?
Pretty Slick i'm Sure you agree...............


Approach the Bench?
What for?

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House of Spam - Downsizing with THIS chainsaw.

 

[Arkillo]

What the **** are you talking about?

 

[dust601]

SouLeSS you need to seriously chill, every ****in post i see from you is arguing with bh folks or calling that other guy a spammer.
just calm down for a sec.......
its the interenet, its not real life, calm down.

 

[Arkillo]

Originally posted by dust601
SouLeSS you need to seriously chill, every ****in post i see from you is arguing with bh folks or calling that other guy a spammer.
just calm down for a sec.......
its the interenet, its not real life, calm down.

They started the fire, I'm just adding fuel to it. Thats what this forums if for, correct? Thought so.

 

[Mentis]

SOG's post wasn't the most coherant, maybe, but it sure stated a point, damnit!

PAY ATTENTION.