500 Signs that you spend too much time on BattleForums

[Maverick]

197. You'll have to think what thread will you post tomorrow everynight before going to bed.
198. You pray to God everynight before going to bed and ask him to bless BF and hope Cort won't screw around with the Void again.

 

[Guru]

199. And then you can't sleep because you forgot to pray that Intro's and tech doesn't stay pink.

 

[bamthedoc]

200. You celebrate the number 200!

 

[l33t 0n3]

201. You read every name aloud 20 times in corts new title
202. You've tracked almost every forumer's IP and learned Kal doesnt live in Kenniwick! He lives near it though

 

[Arkillo]

203. You think Milo is god
204. You want to be on the top 25 posters list.

 

[Guru]

205. You aren't affraid of 133t_on3.

 

[Omega Zero]

206. You call cort your daddy :wasted like.

 

[l33t 0n3]

207. No, you think cort is god, milo is just muslim suicide...Staff=pope. the mods are a group of gay roman catholic priests and the rest of you are little schoolboys... I've got a lollipop in my cellar :winky: .. Thats the religion of Cortamination... oh yeah I am forum's Jesus, but with twice the insane...... Ive converted a couple hundred people to cortamination >

oh yeah Im moses too... I think I am holy cause I saw a talking flaming bush... Moses was on crack, not a ****ing messiah >

208. You legall changed your name to "cortalos" and your middle name to "placebo" and last name to "skuzzy" lol, fyi my name is

Cortalos Placebo Skuzzy the third... Your parrot's name is l33t, your cat's name is Savage, your dog's name is "amantis" and your son's name is "Maverick", and every pet's name were every single member over 1000 posts and every mod/past mod. You have your own skuzzy fansite, and whenever you see a gay couple, you say "hello sir, is your name RiX, by any chance"

etc...

 

[Guru]

209. And when you are having sex with a hooker, you cant help but shout "CVYSA"

 

[Omega Zero]

210. And when you get herpies on your dick from having sex with the hooker, you cant help but also shout "CVYSA YOU BAST@RD!!"

 

[Omega Zero]

211. When you wipe your a.s.s with toilet paper that has labels on it you made saying "Battle Forums, have a nice day! "

 

[Guru]

Originally posted by Omega Zero
210. And when you get herpies on your dick from having sex with the hooker, you cant help but also shout "CVYSA YOU BAST@RD!!"

212. Then you see a hot gurl, get a boner, and start shouting "CVYSA" again.

 

[l33t 0n3]

213. You actually qualify for all 213 of these things... I do

 

[Guru]

Originally posted by Mike Hunt
213. You actually qualify for all 213 of these things... I do

214. lol someone screams my name when they have sex! yes!

 

[l33t 0n3]

215. you remember and can recall any post by skuzzy or c0rt or placebo

 

[Omega Zero]

216. You had sex with Mike Hunt :wasted

 

[Guru]

217. You had sex with Mike Hunt and shouted "CVYSA!"

 

[l33t 0n3]

I have sex with myself and scream "CVYSA!"... :-\

 

[Wing Zero]

219:u notice 209-218 is usless spam

 

[l33t 0n3]

213 and 215 werent