500 Signs that you spend too much time on BattleForums

[Kitty]

112. Your handwriting is complete shit.
113. You can type 120 words per minute.
114. ...And you're lucky to even have 10% accuracy.
115. You have more 'internet' friends than you do in 'real life'.
116. You live by the comfort that someday, all of us will meet.
117. Yu refer to reality as 'the outside'.
118. Worse yet, you refer to it as 'The Matrix.'

 

[Kaldaris]

119. You have more then one account....
120. ....1 for flaming.....
121. .....1 for spaamming.....
122. ....And one to just piss people off with....

 

[Guru]

123. You keep posting in this thread.

 

[Kitty]

124. In this thread, you the 'You keep posting in this thread.' as a rule.

 

[ReiGn]

125. When you write 10 pages filled with the word 'Spam' on your physics notebook.

 

[Kaldaris]

126. Your so lazy you actually use the "Battleforums Dating" Service to get yourself a girlfriend.....

 

[Omega Zero]

127. Let me try that out sometime. ( Just kidding. :wasted )

 

[ReiGn]

128. When you don't bother eating breakfast just to spend time in BF.

 

[Omega Zero]

129. When you're done masturbating, you feel BF-ish.

 

[Abominable Pamma]

130. After you heat up a Double-Chocolate Pamma Muffin, you go onto BattleForums.

 

[Omega Zero]

131. Being Theroy. Nuff said :wasted

 

[Abominable Pamma]

132. You masturbate off of tweaks Avatar

 

[Teddy]

133. when you read this whole thread....

 

[Guru]

134. You pop a boner whenever you get a sticky.

 

[Kitty]

135. When you finally get a moderator position, you go and tell all your friends. (I did :scary)
136. Worse yet, you decide to throw a party.
137. You keep talking about Amantis and her Happy Candies.
138. You begin to think that people look like their avatars. (if there is a figure in them.)

 

[Crookmob]

139. When you look at the clock after BF and it says 3:00a.m. or more
140. when you close your eyes and it hurts
141. you have a bag of patato chips or your lunch on your computer dest
142. you call people newbs in person
143. when you add up the your daily time sleeping and surfing BF and it comes out to 17 or more

 

[Guru]

144. You refer to your mail box as a PM box.

 

[Kitty]

145. You have over 100 messages in your PM folders.
146. You pick on anybody that joined after you and call them 'newbie'.
147. You consider yourself to have a life.

 

[bamthedoc]

139. When you convince people you look like the figure in your avi.
140. You refer to avatar as "avi"...
141. You have your "lasses" in your sig.
142. You refer to signature as "sig"...
143. You have a theme for your BF account.
144. You refer to Battle Forums as "BF"...

 

[hunter_killer]

145. You have NO life (Logical, eh?)