500 reasons you play too much warcraft III FT

[GodHatesYou1701]

75. You pickpoket every person you can find, attempting to steal a Mask of Death.
76. You talk about Warcraft 3 outside of forums and B.Net.
77. You have a 1500 win icon.
78. You have pictures of GFraizer around your room, with hearts on them.
79. You wish that Illidan was a real person, so you could be his friend.
80. You attempt to use Maphack to see into the Girl's changeroom.
81. You try to dispell your neighbour's dog, thinking it's a Feral Wolf.
82. You throw a hammer at somebody, trying to cast Storm Bolt.

 

[ChrisH36]

83. You hide behind a tree hoping ents will throw rocks at the enemies that come near you.

84. You tame Chimaeras so you can try to solve the weapons problem in the United States army

85. You throw a bottle of gold liquid in hopes your friend will break into money

 

[GodHatesYou1701]

Erm...BAD HELLWOLF!!! CAN'T COUNT!!!

 

[ChrisH36]

I can now with the edit button, stupid. How the hell was I supposed to know that there was a post that came a split second early before mine?

86. You call on a blimp of beer and tell them to unload the cargo so it acts like its raining beer, making a Tranquility.

87. You throw grape seeds at the enemy in hopes that they will rapidly grow vines around the unit and make an Entangled Roots.

 

[dP]

you know you play too much warcraft when you know you play too much warcraft, why cant anyone notice that they play too much warcraft?

 

[Aternyth]

88. You loose a chess game, and tell them that they maphacked and threaten to get them banned

89. you drive at night without headlights, claiming you researched Ultravision

90.At college, when you rooomate says "we need more food", you immediatley respond "build more farms"

91. you cutout a cardboard claw, claiming it raises your attack damage by 15

92. you think the cracks in the sidewalk are a path for TD monsters

 

[GodHatesYou1701]

I can now with the edit button, stupid. How the hell was I supposed to know that there was a post that came a split second early before mine?

Because my post came about 6-7 hours before yours? :nooob

 

[ChrisH36]

Stay on topic! You may end up geting the thread bumped!

93. You fetch water from the well and you are wondering why 5 archers are outside playing cards next to it.

94. So show off death and decay, you mix mustard gas, pesticide, herbicide, never gas, sleeping gas, spermacide, and other poison gases and throw it to form a nice rainbow effect cloud.

 

[-Sh1Ft-]

when you make useless ****ing threads that attract spam waste bw, and have been made many many times for several ****ing games, use the search option please die kthx

 

[ChrisH36]

Some of us are either too lazy or there wasn't a thread with this topic in it. The only ones I recall were Starcraft and D2, sorry though :halo .

95. You make a huge axe in hopes it will help you stomp the ground, send out shockwaves and revive you after you killed yourself.

 

[Uber_N00b]

96. You talk about your stradegies during lunch and their wondering wtf ur talking about.
97. When your friends diss someone you say "OHHH PWNED!!!!"
98. If you embarass yourself you cover your head and try to shadowmeld.
99. When your talking smack to someone you say "UR A no0b!!!"
100. When ur laughing you say "LOL, LMAO, ROFLMAO, OMG ROXOR ROXOR!!"

 

[minny]

you know the tier 3 unit of nightelf

 

[Arkillo]

God, you guys posted "you make this thread" or "you post in this thread" like 40 times already.

You know you play too much when
101. You have over 200 versions of Footies
102. You have every REAL version of Wintermaul
103. And Wintermaul Wars

 

[ChrisH36]

104. You ride a plane, and you hope that no Crypt Fiends fire webs at you to bring you down from the sky.

105. You make a Crypt Fiend by using genetic engineering, then you let him follow you so you can beat up the bullies that are creeps.

 

[Icey_Gregorio]

106. U want a Talon to cast Faire Fire upon the hottest women u ever seen so you can see her taking showers I love that one

 

[warcraft3_hacker]

107. u go to park and u trow a stone to a dog and say it's imba the bolt owns !
108. u go to park with a friend and u give him a stick and say him to fight against me i am grom hellscream and ur manaroth
109. u focus human sorcers breast and say to ur team mate omg look she got big booms wow ! does a nude patch exist ?? oO

 

[GodHatesYou1701]

God, you guys posted "you make this thread" or "you post in this thread" like 40 times already.

You know you play too much when
101. You have over 200 versions of Footies
102. You have every REAL version of Wintermaul
103. And Wintermaul Wars

Shit.
Double shit.
Goddamnit I'm a nerd.

 

[ChrisH36]

110. You carry knives in pratically every pocket on your jacket. You jump and spin in mid-ar releasing an effective Fan of Knives.

111. You play Diablo 2 and you wonder why the necromancer's skeleton army doesnt stay for 55 seconds.

 

[Jenny]

112. You post in this thread. This one hasn't been done yet has it?

The real 112.

112. You load your volkswagon with corpses.

 

[Andrew]

Why are you posting SIGNS that you play too much when it is supposed to be the reason WHY you play it too much?