400+ signs that you spend too much time on Starcraft!

[ChrisH36]

222. You call medics hookers
223. If you hate someone, then you create a map in which you kill him with other people (have done this already)
224. You have fantasies about zealots and zerglings raping you
225. You play a Star Wars game and you call Star Destroyers carriers and TIE Interceptors Interceptors
226. You begin to repeatly say ITS A TRAP like Admiral Ackbar when your getting bsed
227. You call Jedis dark templars
228. You blame thunderstorms on very large templars
229. You spell because b e c u z
230. You lose track of time!

 

[NeoDarkness]

500. you get hurt, u scream MEDIC!
501. You ask for a seige tank at your local car dealer.
502. You tell your parents your marrying kerrigan,or the medic.

 

[Evil Odyeiop The Mus]

231. On plane trips you try to select people below you. "Move Damnit! MOVE!!"

 

[FallenFootman]

1. you call military personnel marines
2. The mental picture of the exact number of marines can kill an ultralisk comes to mind while doing an important speech
3. you say UGHAAWW!! or exxagerrate pains when you fall.Actin like a dying ghost
4. You have all 3 SC books
5. You say, shoot me but dont take my SC! Im not worthy!
6. You redesign your motorcycle to look like a vulture and you ask people "wanna know anythin about propane? or Propane accecories?"
7. You shave your head to look like a terran soldier.

 

[Ralphinator]

232. You nuke your grandma because you think she's infested.

 

[ChrisH36]

233. You start burning your Celtic Guardian cards in your Yu-Gi-Oh deck because you fear that when they go holograpic, they will burst and a hydralisk will spawn and kill you

 

[betaalpha5]

the hell???

234. u start to compare sc to other games

235. u lost so many games that u finaly quit

 

[Wing Zero]

236:uplay sc so much u dunt know how to count any more...

 

[ChrisH36]

237. When you watch Gundam Wing, you call Mobile Suits marines and Mobile Dolls goliaths
238. You begin to take flamethrowers you find in your house and become a firebat bent on killing the imaginery Zerg race
239. You begin to say "Lets go to Char when you want to go to Hawaii"

 

[fast.cars.4.life]

Goto this website for some funny things http://www.starcraftsector.com/2muchsc.shtml

here r some of my favorites

when you name your son Fenix

laser pointers are now weapons of mass destruction - avoid them at all costs

You don't believe in the concept of overpopulation. Why not just build more supply depots

 

[ChrisH36]

Since when do laser pointers became weapons? What an age we live in

240. You begin to download Ally Alert and Stackhack the moment you lose a game
241. You dail for pizza, and one of the toppings is Hydralisk eyes
242. You call out to an awper in Counter-strike, hey Ghost, ally at end, no bsing
243. You invent Psi Blades and you use a city like New York as a real life Cops/Robbers scenario. Except instead of 20 minutes in jail, its 20 years lol (or even death)!

 

[betaalpha5]

244. u are afraid to go down the hallway b/c u thin ka siegn tank is over there

245. u have so many sc sn that u can't remember which password is for which

 

[aphextwin]

246. even ur mom is an sc addict and asks you need medical attention?
247. a fire bell rang and u said "nuclear launch detect"
248. u can beat the game with using 1 worker
249. u can even play the game using ur teeth or your forehead
250. ur dad start to talk like edmund duke "WHAT?" "WELL?" "been a general for 15 yrs."

 

[ChrisH36]

251. You hit a home run in baseball, and you thank the terran armada not God or something
252. You begin to make up crazier reasons out of the bunch and so you post more reasons here.

 

[betaalpha5]

523. u went mad when u finally found out there is no internet during camping trips

524. u find ways to play sc even if u have no computer

525 when u see a good movie based in old times u wonder what could have happen if sc races where there.
(for some reason i dayream bout the terren and toss helping the ppl at helms deep in the movie the two towers then how the zerg helps sauron and u know.)

 

[ChrisH36]

253. You call the SS Enterprise on Star Trek, Norad 2 and Jean Luc Picard "Edmund"'
254. You play Tower D hoping you can win against the 9999/1 obs
255. You rig a map sop bad that no1 can win
256. You say to a gimp, you lost your life to a broodling
257. You blame the Black Plague on defilers with cigarette smoke

 

[betaalpha5]

258. u rigged a game so bad that the second they start the game u win

259. u play with so many noobs that u bs in ebery game

230. u bs even when u are losing

 

[ChrisH36]

Umm edit the 230 to 260

261. You think of too many methods to defeat one enemy (i have done this mind you.)
262. You blame your losses on a foreign guy
263. You invent a C-10 canister rifle, and you shoot people with darts

 

[betaalpha5]

oops srry hey guys how bout 5 reasons per person so we can go a little faster

264. u became a ghost of the army and ask "which button is to cloak?"

265. u found a way to travel between planets a lot faster

 

[ChrisH36]

smart idea betaalpha

266. You ask your sargeant, "Where are the stimpacks?"
267. You invent spider mines and attach them into your Harley cycle, a sweet-ass death trap
268. You become a propane salesman and you say firebat quotes
269. You begin to train civilians in barracks that looks like a tent
270. You blame food shortages on lack of supply depots.