400+ signs that you spend too much time on Starcraft!

[SumacWarrior]

90: fly in a lane and say " It is a good day to die "
91: Call your grandma an infested kerrigan
92: think dog drool is your dog casting ensnare
93: try to EMP shockwave yor community by playing music in your car real load

 

[Forged]

9: you have ever said lol or laugh out loud in a conversation

(true story I heard a nerd say that in a hallway walking to class one day )

 

[Lwek]

Number 9?
95. You created your own slang word for bnet or sc.

 

[ChrisH36]

96. You find out ways to breach through the defense of GuEdit and rig every map to your behalf.
97. You begin to program a Sunken D map
98. You find a snake on the ground and you call it a hydra
99. You have fantasies of 100 fbats verses 100 zealots in an apocalyliptic showdown
100. You mail the Blizzard people with a screenshot of someone saying **** you to you (happened to me once.)

 

[FakeNameHere]

101. You can predict what a unit will say in an acknowledgement.
(400th post, yay)

 

[BH_Naft]

102. You figure out which SC units all your friends are most like.
103. You get invited to see your favorite movie and reply: "Not now, im playing Starcraft"
104. You have a SC unit on your background
105. You spend more time making maps then playing
106. You have dreams where you're a marine and the rest of your squad just died from an ultralist attack.

 

[fenix_reborn]

107. You spend most of your time drawing Kerrigan (Infested & not) in lewd poses, usually naked (I should post my best work for you to see :])
108. You greet your friends with either "En Taro Adun" or "Adun Toridas."
109. You physically role play with your friends at the age of 15 (sad, I know)
110. You ruin every chance with every hot girl by talking her ear off about how cool the Zerg are.
111. You spend time drawing every unit in perfect detail, and write down EVERY statistic.
112. You gesture frantically when your mouth doesn't work and you can't figure out how to talk telepathically.
113. You devote much time to the mental image of Raynor and Kerrigan doing it.

*Note: Just because every one of these (except the last one) describes me doesn't mean I'm an addict.....--Snort--Who am I kidding?

:shoot

 

[DigitalElite]

114. You start thinking that characters on tv resemble sc units
(i was watching Jackie Chan adventures and on of the characters looked like infested Kerrigan)

 

[Lwek]

115. You and some other people are starting to make a Starcraft Movie in real life.

 

[betaalpha5]

116. u finally found a way to sav ekerrgian in the first campain
117. u realize that kerrgain is no longer"hot"
118. u made nerve gas to irradaite ur home's infestation
119. when u work for nasa and a launch is almost going u say "explorer reporting"
120. when u bring a sc box into space ( like some guy did on the blzzard homepage

 

[RyanXWing]

121. You use Star Carft names inplace of other words "Ahhhhh hydarlisk"
122. You become supreme Star Craft Overlord (HAHA!) at blizzard as your job
123. The word Medic has a new meaning
124. Your Uncle is Mengks (SP?)
125. Your GrandFather is General Duke
126. Your cousin is Fenix

 

[ChrisH36]

127) You call hookers, medics or vice-versa
128) You call ninjas, dark templar or vice-versa
129) You keep saying that RyanXWing's old avatar is a zealot NOT Fenix

 

[betaalpha5]

130. u think infested kerrigan is hot
131. u play pleasure kerrigan like so many times a day
132. u have seen the map kerrigan and duke have sex so mant times
133. u find ways to get back on sc even if ur computer is broken
134. u wrote a book on "why sc is better than warcraft"
135. u have a pages of new units to be added to sc

 

[ChrisH36]

Originally posted by betaalpha5
131. u play pleasure kerrigan like so many times a day

Okay, now that scenario is god forasken stupid! The guy who made it wanted you to lose in the first place. People just waste their time in that scenario.

136. You get worried about your ranking if you lose a match

 

[BH_Naft]

137. you have a total games played record of 800
138. at halloween you wonder why none of the ghosts have guns
139. the song "seksual healing" has new meaning to you.
140. you play comp stomps to make yourself look like a better player
141. you actually play more than 10 REAL ladder games

 

[DigitalElite]

142. You play starcraft so much you dont even bother checking our other games

 

[betaalpha5]

man iplaied that game one time of pleasure kerrigan was really stupid so i quit it

143.u play the fireworks map to entertain ppl
144. u found ways to beat every single map setting games in the world
145. ur brood war cd has never left the cd-rom.

hey guys from now on lets try for 5 reason per post okay. that will make it go faster

 

[FakeNameHere]

You draw this!

 

[ChrisH36]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAH STUPID PICTURE

147. You begin to think that zealots are out there
148. You mass SCVS
149. You use Record Hack to change your record if you lose a game
150. You type in /stats c0ke every second (really try it on sc)
151. You begin to panic if you lose a unit
152. You punch someone zealot/ling style
153. You begin to play Tower D with n00bies (happens alot mind you)
154. You waste your time in Changeling
155. You begin to post something new here (lol)

 

[betaalpha5]

156. after years of training u commit sucide b/c someone beat u
157. u found a way to travel between planets like the sc units
158. u can breath in space like the zerg
159. u are the hybrid of the toss and terren
160. u have poster of sc and u stare at them for hours