You're all a bunch of drunks..

[ST]

[glow=black]Beer's gross. If you're looking for some good pussy drinks, go with Strawberry daquris, pina coladas, mikes is good and Jenny listed some good ones.[/glow]

 

[TrongaMonga]

If you think beer's gross, come to Europe mkay?

Beer's the best way to get drunk, cheap and good, aye?

Anyway, Jason, what exactly do you want? Flavour, or strenght?

 

[Emperor Pan I]

Beer = commoners piss.

 

[Jason]

Guys im ****ing wasted....................cuz i drank rum 3 flavors orange pineapple and coconut..mix em with coke or pine apple juice and **** i had a beer too im wated ya.................your all gonna lawl at me in the later cuz im drunk cuz hi..so bya.............moooooooooooooooooo..found the m key...lawl...byw

 

[Jason]

dobule post im out ot pass out sry guysboobs are not frebyhe

 

[TrongaMonga]

Why is it that some people get stupid, others get smart, and others stay the same?

I alternate

 

[Ntrik_]

Vodka Jason.

No mixing.

If I can drink a bottle of vodka by myself (and you know what race I am..)

oh wait I gues I'm too late

How much of rum did you drink? If its less than a bottle, you're a pussy

edit

I still love you though :$

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

Why is it that some people get stupid, others get smart, and others stay the same?

I alternate

im a lazy/horny/hungry/comedian drunk...

 

[Jason]

Wow...****ing was wasted..puked a bunch of times, haha. And ROFL @ my posts..I don't remember typing "sry guysboobs are not frebyhe" lol..

Anyways I don't really know how much of the rum I drank because it was me and 5 others drinking it and we all drank from the 3 of the bottles so ya..

Btw: Somehow I think my g/f is breaking up with me so I gotta straighten that out..****ing just my luck she calls me while im about to pass out and throw up everywhere..

 

[TrongaMonga]

You're still drunk, mate. Drink water.

How's that hangover?

 

[CelestialBadger]

It's like that anti-drug commercial where the guy smokes pot and forgets he has a date with his girlfriend...

Don't drink, kids.

 

[Jenny]

I like the one where the big brother forgets to pick up his little brother from school.

 

[Static]

It's like that anti-drug commercial where the guy smokes pot and forgets he has a date with his girlfriend...

Don't drink, kids.

That commercial would of been so much more truer if the pothead just said "I got a date... but I don't feel like moving."

Many an upset plumper with that line.

Commercials need to hit closer to home if they want the word to get out.

 

[CelestialBadger]

They should make a commercial where a kid expirements with opium and then becomes a world famous poet.

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

or a commercial of a couple trouble makers at a party with a couple hits, and then one of them drops a hit in some kids drink with george written on the cup...and 40 years later hes the president

 

[ST]

They should make a commercial where a kid expirements with opium and then becomes a world famous poet.

[glow=black]
Lol.[/glow]

 

[Lizardbreath]

We are not alcoholics, we are drunks. Alcoholics go to meetings.