You know you post too much when...

[Samsara]

Originally posted by Oxide08
51) the highlight of ur day is somethin u seen on battleforums

ouch, when i first heard viz and tweak in the void having secks, that made my day.

52. you moderate part of bf

 

[jackalopes]

what is the max post count per day?

 

[Plumpamania]

Originally posted by drax
26) When you are Tweak.

 

[cxoli]

53) You criticise people for not spelling "secks" correctly.
54) You can no longer have normal conversations because you constantly correct people to say things like "r," "teh," and "leet."
55) You spend all of your time away from BattleForums plotting ways to get more posts than Tweak in less than three days.

 

[Forged]

46) An unshaven dude named Joe comes up to you and says "Sup, I r uber Cortalos from BF."

His name isn't joe

what is the max post count per day?

For a regular member it would be like 1092 or something (what did theroy say?) For admins it is a matter of how fast they can post.

 

[drax]

56) Your fingertips start to wear away to where you can see the bone.
57) You run around your house screaming when Battle Forums or your internet connection is down.
58) If you have no internet connection for more than a week you seriously consider killing yourself.
59) You call people a "nub" when you know you are right and they are wrong.
60) u abb evythn u say in rel lfe

 

[Samsara]

61) you stare at a blank monitor waiting for bf to be non-laggy

 

[Sir_Lancelot]

62) you post too much

you know who you are...

 

[dP]

63: when you want sir lancelot to stfu
64: when you make threads like these
65: when you need to go get some mental help
66: you are emotionally, physically, mentally, sexually challenged

 

[Magikarp]

67) You wet yourself when you get a PM from Cortalos.

68) Your typing speed surpasses the maximum speed limit on your car.

69) You create a new license plate for your car that says
"I <) BF" . You are mistaken for a raging homosexual.

70) You make a poem called "Ode To BF."

71) You really start to say "Y HeLo ThaR!"

72) You post so damn much, BF becomes an illegal substance. Crackhead.

 

[Jason]

It's sad, more than half of these apply to me

 

[Oxide08]

Originally posted by Oxide08
51) the highlight of ur day is somethin u seen on battleforums

Originally posted by noob_phucker
ouch, when i first heard viz and tweak in the void having secks, that made my day.

73) lol when having someone quote u makes ur day thanks noob u made my day

 

[Samsara]

73) you ask "girl" advice to vejeta clam

 

[KillerMe]

We only need one # 73 so i'll skip straight to 75.

75) While at school/work you think about new threads you could make.

76) You intentionally use teh instead of the and intentionally use 1111 instead of !!!!

77) www.battleforums.com (or a certain forum of it) is your homepage.

78) You consider time in 45 second intervals (IE: I could have made 10 posts in the time it took me to go to the bathroom).

 

[Oxide08]

Originally posted by KillerMe
We only need one # 73 so i'll skip straight to 75.
77) www.battleforums.com (or a certain forum of it) is your homepage.

ya that applies to me ... but lots of the other dont

 

[Samsara]

79) you have had over 10 different avatars and sigs in one year alone.

 

[Beer $lut]

You have dreams about coRT Naked..

 

[Magikarp]

Originally posted by Beer $lut
You have dreams about coRT Naked..

You don't have to post a lot for that .

81) Your keyboard sues you for assault

82) You make camp by the BF server

83) You are still responding to this topic

 

[drax]

84) You haven't logged off Battle Forums for 5 weeks straight.
85) You would rather pay to post on Battle Forums then be without it.

 

[Ntrik_]

Omg its so sad, most of these applies to me

especially this:

Originally posted by IDefy
25. Your N_, -Matrix- or Rygon