Why is soda so addicting?

[Speaker]

i duno just sounds gay...like ok khere a couple of exp scenes....


guy 1. Wow im thirsty after wrestling at skool. Hey GLow you got anything that could quench my thirst?

GLow- yea dude want some gatorade?

guy 1. wow man thanks you sure helped me out. were totally bff.



scene 2.



guy 1 - Wow flash I sure am thirsty from wrestling at school. Do you by chance have anything to quench my thirst?

Flash - yea dude brb.

*runs to fridge*

*runs back*

*hands drink*


guy 1. - hey than......wtf is this?

flash - what?

Guy 1 - what kind of bull**** is this??!!?

Flash - its squirt man. its good ****.

Guy 1. - .........***

*throws drink down*

guy 1 . - im goin to glows house ...lol wtf drinks squirt.






see the morale is there

*applauds*

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

how bout this...

guy 1 - hey isaac ur a badass mofo...why do you like to drink squirt,

isaac - cause it makes the hair on ur balls stronger, and it helps you to lay more eggs in girls ear pussies....

guy 1 - omfg ur right man thx a lot

scene 2

guy 1 - hey glow ur ****s pretty small...is that why u like gaytorade?

glow - yeah pretty much

angry dog - *kills glow*

 

[Glowy]

puts on +250 def against dog armored pants on.


ownt gg kthnbai/pudding

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

*cast roar of orgasms*

*cast lvl 900 bloodlust on penor*

newbsawce

 

[Glowy]

METAGROSS I CHOOSE YOU!!!!!



*KERPOW!*

USE REFLECT!!!!



ownt ktnkbai

 

[Jason]

I'm fat and I can do it, dude. I barely drink pop any more. I usually drink koolaid, tea, or juice. Koolaid isn't really good for me either, but it's better than pop..just sugar to worry about in koolaid. I do still drink pop, but rarely..and I've quit cold turkey for like month spurts at a time before. It's not that hard.

 

[Glowy]

god people that call coke pop are so ghey...i ate pop!!! i want to hit someone evertime they say it

 

[Speaker]

level 6 chieften & Voodoo dude with berserkers/shaman/witch doctors/tauren = mass pwnage FFA

 

[Glowy]

level 6 chieften & Voodoo dude with berserkers/shaman/witch doctors/tauren = mass pwnage FFA

wtfawk you talkin aboute?

 

[QuikSilver]

just an FYI...Fruit juices, gatorade, and tea (sweetened ofcourse) have quite a lot of sugar in them too...But, probably less than pop (I think there are 8 teaspoons of sugar in a can of coke).

pop is the devil...try getting sparkling water(carbonated) and add some juice to it. Thats probably the gayest thing I've said in a while...

 

[Tw@]

Soda isn't addicting, it's just widely available.
and soda isn't stopping you from getting a 6 pack

 

[Zmoney]

THose sparks beer/energy drinks farkin rock!! I useally chug to of those before i go out. Killer dancing energy. And other stuff....

oh yea\



hey flash you know how I know your gay?


You like squirt!

3 comments:

1: MY PREGAME! 3 7.0 sparks and I start the night!

2more on topic) I tried to stop drinking pop and I got bad headaches because I am so used to so much caffeine.

3: AGREED SQUIRT IS GAY.

 

[Jason]

god people that call coke pop are so ghey...i ate pop!!! i want to hit someone evertime they say it

Different regions say certain words differently. In Ohio a lot of people call it pop. Some call it soda. It's the same for me when I hear people say soda..since most people I've known have called it pop.

 

[Dragnskull]

im addicted to monster energy drinks...

i can cut back but they always get me in the long run

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

i used to love the green monster...i used to drink like 3 a day...then all of a sudden i developed this nervous/anxiety thing...if i try to drink one now ill shake, and puke....i'd stay away from energy drinks if i was you

 

[Dark Mistress]

Those energy drinks are disgusting!!! Has anyone ever tried Cocain energy drink..? Omg, that **** will make you trip... It also tastes like ****...

:hop

 

[Krovvy]

god people that call coke pop are so ghey...i ate pop!!! i want to hit someone evertime they say it

It's the cold of the north, it ****s up their brains.

 

[Dark Mistress]

It's the cold of the north, it ****s up their brains.

>=|

:hop

 

[Zmoney]

I don't know anybody who say's soda lol.

Thats like club soda or something.

Best energy drink award goes to AMP'ed.

 

[Clearcast]

Irn-bru was alright till they started watering it down saying it was a new recipe or something..