1. teleport to middle of cows
2. frost nova once
3. static static static static static static static static static.... (until cows are about to take a swing at you)
4. nova nova nova (depending on how many times i stacticed, i nova 2-10 times to kill cowies)
barbs go... ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, ww, and cowies dead. =P