I DO WHATEVER THE **** I WANT! MY CHARACTER HAS A HUGE MEGAPENIS! ON TOP OF THAT, YOU CAN'T KILL HIM OFF BECAUSE HE'S IMMOORRRTALLLL! HAHAHAHAHA!
Rigor walks up to the Penis Fairy and conks him silly with the Erecto-Bone, then puts on his fuzzy penis cover and begins to drive his massive member into the anus of the Penis Fairy, pounding harder and harder as the hapless victim lays dazed on the ground, blood gushing from his anus. Rigor Mortis pays no attention to the flow of blood, considering an effective cleansing agent. Soon, he judges the Penis Fairy's anus to be clean, and hops off into the crowd, raping random people in a massive orgy of anal cleanliness.