Whats the funniest thing ever said to you during a game?

[Jenny]

Okay. Since im a genius ill answer all these questions..

1. The Naga Sandwich does have feet. They're invisible.
2. MK+Elevator War Boots=Taller than a footy
3. A wisp gathers wood by having sex with trees causing an ejaculation of resource.
4. As Popular as sliced bananas.
5. Torubu, you silly llama!
6. Im pretty sure the word 'sex' is recognizable by all races of all language backgrounds i think the guy was just being stupid.
7. Rocks can be poisoned. How do you think my mother(wench!) killed my pet rock?
8. Machinary operates machines(go fig) and the machinary can be slowed down thus slowing the machine.
9. Light a match inside, inner fire.
10. God gave us Ninja Turtles..I'm pretty sure Orcs are somewhere out there, silly.
11. IM SEXY!

 

[Golden Monkey]

I have a good one

I was playing my custom map, and I made it so when I said "Asians Suck" it would give me extra resources for the game, and I said it in one game and one oponent said:

"Making stupid comments won't win you the game, its your skill that matters"

I couldnt stop laughing from that one

 

[burnning acid]

hei monkey does that resource hack works for every map or just yours?

 

[Ntrik_]

heres mine in sc (total of 6 players in the game)

me: (during the game, suddenly saves the game, call it "TROJAN HACK-02938") (the number is random... so i cant remember righ now)
player1: WTF, WHO F*CKING SAVED THE GAME?!?!?!?!
player2: HOLY CRAP!!!
me: i did, i inputed trojans in ur computers, so you better do everything that im tell you to do.
player1: OMFG STOP THIS SH!T RIGHT NOW!!!
player3 GODDAMN IT!!!
me: .... ok, channel called trojansz in 5:00a.m. (est) then ill turn off the hack... if not, ill screw ur comp.
player4: omg u noobies, hes bluffing (leaves)
player5: HAHAHAH man ur funny, STOP BLUFFING AROUND!!!
me: really? (player5 leaves)
player2: holy shit, i think he really does hack
player3: F U "me"!!
player1: wtf....
me: i changed my mind, stay in this room until 5:00a.m.
player2: screw this (leaves)
player3: imma go, and F U if u do hack my comp, ill f*ck you AROUND!!!
player1:...
me: stay or get hacked. (leaves)

later on, i checked where "player1" was, and he was still in the room! i was laughing me ass off!!!

 

[Golden Monkey]

Originally posted by burnning acid
hei monkey does that resource hack works for every map or just yours?

jsut on the maps you program it into, if you edit a map and put the trigger in for if somebody says something then something happens is how you get the resource hack onto maps sry...

 

[theyuw]

One guys grandma was trying to rape him once when we were playing a game. Didn't save wat he said though, but it was hilarious.

 

[Shimzuka]

Opponent(s): We're going to kick your a**
Me: I could satify a whale with my penis.

The game went quiet after that.

 

[homestar333]

Originally posted by N_LeGeNd)
heres mine in sc (total of 6 players in the game)

me: (during the game, suddenly saves the game, call it "TROJAN HACK-02938") (the number is random... so i cant remember righ now)
player1: WTF, WHO F*CKING SAVED THE GAME?!?!?!?!
player2: HOLY CRAP!!!
me: i did, i inputed trojans in ur computers, so you better do everything that im tell you to do.
player1: OMFG STOP THIS SH!T RIGHT NOW!!!
player3 GODDAMN IT!!!
me: .... ok, channel called trojansz in 5:00a.m. (est) then ill turn off the hack... if not, ill screw ur comp.
player4: omg u noobies, hes bluffing (leaves)
player5: HAHAHAH man ur funny, STOP BLUFFING AROUND!!!
me: really? (player5 leaves)
player2: holy shit, i think he really does hack
player3: F U "me"!!
player1: wtf....
me: i changed my mind, stay in this room until 5:00a.m.
player2: screw this (leaves)
player3: imma go, and F U if u do hack my comp, ill f*ck you AROUND!!!
player1:...
me: stay or get hacked. (leaves)

later on, i checked where "player1" was, and he was still in the room! i was laughing me ass off!!!

was that really a trojan?

 

[Lionheart]

Lol. That must have been hilarious.

 

[krazy.rodent.]

that stupidest thing that happened to me ( or the other team if u wanna get technicle ) is i was 1v1 i got my NE shizzle and the opponet kept escaping his qweer AM with a zeplin.... so i get a few hippos and attack it. Once i kill it it was over the trees all of his units fell into the trees and THEY WERE INSIDE OF IT
he had a couple knights 2 heros w/o a tp all stuck in there. He starts cursing me out calling me hacker and shit while i go and kill his base..... i was laughing so hard becuz i was losing in the first place

 

[JaNa]

I found it funny that when I was ATing, the other team had 4 orc players, they all tower rushed me. I happened to of had 3 siege weapons, and was building more. So I just charged and owned hundreds of towers and peons, with the help of my teammates of course

 

[Jenny]

Late tower rush if you already had siege '

 

[Samsara]

me: Cheat Enabled !
him: wtf? wait a sec, are u a hacker?
me: Cheat Enabled !
him: greedisgood
him: WHAT THE F***ING HELL!?!? why is it u can get the cheats?
me: Cheat Enabled !
him:dude this is not funny either you tell me how ur doing that or il report you
me: um.....
me: Cheat Enabled !
-player has left the game-

 

[Lionheart]

lol. heres mine:
me: hey.. if u press alt +qqq u win!
player: lol. stupid noob. im not gonna fall for that.
me: hey ur right. nothing gets passed u. besides the real; code is alt +F4. if u do it, u get on food limit. i did it. it really works!
player: really?
me:yup
-player leaves-
me: roflmao roflmao

 

[QuikSilver]

Thats pretty funyy....i tried that AltQ thing n one guy and he didnt answer i think he didnt understand english...lool

 

[dudeathome]

Originally posted by Lionheart
lol. heres mine:
me: hey.. if u press alt +qqq u win!
player: lol. stupid noob. im not gonna fall for that.
me: hey ur right. nothing gets passed u. besides the real; code is alt +F4. if u do it, u get on food limit. i did it. it really works!
player: really?
me:yup
-player leaves-
me: roflmao roflmao

Man this is funny shizzle.

 

[SimonSims]

Originally posted by Lionheart
lol. heres mine:
me: hey.. if u press alt +qqq u win!
player: lol. stupid noob. im not gonna fall for that.
me: hey ur right. nothing gets passed u. besides the real; code is alt +F4. if u do it, u get on food limit. i did it. it really works!
player: really?
me:yup
-player leaves-
me: roflmao roflmao

Who hasnt done this? I did the same thing except I pause the game and said it was a glitch the blizzard messed up on and that he'd have to press alt+qq fast. and so he did... ---Victory----

I also did this to a guy names GhostUnit89 or something... i put my message like this:

Nuclear Launch Detected. (xcept in the middle of the screen and he totally friggin FREAKED THE HELL OUT!)