What kept me away from BF yesterday...

[MacMan]

You are very young, mr. Forged

Gally licks hairy ballz!

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

I've never met a women that would lick a hairy nut sack, and I enjoy having that done.

i know women who will ONLY lick hairy nutsacks

 

[Pie]

Yesterday, for the first time in my life, I had a facial. It is called Natural Plant Deep Face Peeling, it's quite expensive and it is supposed to make your skin smooth, bright and 10 years younger. It was also a Christmas gift from my mother, who looks younger than me and even though I should have known better, I accepted it.

If you ever want to cause real pain to someone, try it. It's a 3-hour torture that will make your enemy wish he/she was dead. Think about your face being sanded with #50 sand paper that actually gets UNDER your skin and stays there for 24 hours and if anything touches your face, you feel like being poked by a million tiny needles. In the end, your face is red and double the size and your skin will start peeling in about two days and you will look like an overcooked lobster for a week.

So, I couldnt' help but wonder: Does my mother love me?

Perhaps your mother was under the impression that having your face on fire is soothing and therapeutic?

Or maybe it was a foul plot to keep you away from BF yesterday. Only god, your mother, and Cap'n Crunch know.

 

[x42bn6]

I think - oh, never mind.*

 

[Sogeking]

Perhaps your mother was under the impression that having your face on fire is soothing and therapeutic?

Or maybe it was a foul plot to keep you away from BF yesterday. Only god, your mother, and Cap'n Crunch know.

or maybe her mother was trying to say something!