What do you do?

[raDixGhost]

I say hi and then hang up, before they can talk. And if they call again i dont pick up.

 

[Amantis]

As soon as you hear that it's a telemarketer hang up. There's no need to be polite.

Or you could start talking sex to them.

- Amantis

 

[Master.America]

My friend likes to do mean things. As soon as the telemarketer mentions what he's selling, he says something like "So that's what you sell, huh? Does that make you horny?" I saw him do it once, the telemarketer (it was a guy) hung up immediately.

 

[Samsara]

"NO ESPEAKUS ENGUHLEESH, OH NOES"

that works for me.

 

[ORC-r0x0r-ROC]

How about getting them to buy something then come on to them, later say that you got offended and start threatening them. Do telemarketers have to pay phone bills? Not mothy but per minute.

 

[CelestialBadger]

I read this on ZUG: Either use the line "I'm sorry, he's dead" or "He's not here right now mother****er"

 

[Darkmatter]

Originally posted by Samsara
"NO ESPEAKUS ENGUHLEESH, OH NOES"

that works for me.

Lamo. That's great dude. Just because I read that, the next 1-800 person that calls my house, I'm going to speak either German or French to them and then hang up.

 

[Goth.Kid]

or speak backwards

 

[Beer $lut]

I usually act like I'm interested and at the end when they have wasted like 30 minutes of their time and I'm watching TV i tell em I'm not interested.