What do you do?

[Hot Action Akule]

to discourage telemarketers from calling again/what do you do when they call?


I usually just fake an accent and say lucid obscene things followed by the word yes? or no?


or i just act really interested and like im going to buy what they are selling and then i hang up.

 

[Jimbo]

me,i ask them how much money they make an hour,if they tell me i laugh and hang up,if they dont i just hang up

 

[aphextwin]

i usualy say "not interested"

 

[DigitalElite]

I dont pick up the fone...

Or, I say something along the lines of:

"Your mom must be proud of what you do for a living" if he responds I laugh, if he doesnt, I laugh louder...

 

[aphextwin]

lol u guys are pretty mean............... i mean they're trying to get money man, how would u feel if your life went upside down and have to start your life back up again as a telemarketer

 

[Jimbo]

lol,never thought of that,but i think i would enjoy ppl saying stuff to me over the phone..

 

[aphextwin]

example like "how much you make" and they start lauging if they found out u made minimum wage + commision :\

 

[Hot Action Akule]

One i do when my moms not around (she thinks its mean) is i use my best "i'm retarded voice" and i tell the telemarketer i have my mommies magic card and i see if they will take advantage of me... if they dont get that the magic card is a credit card i tell them she uses it to get things from stores... i do a pretty convincing retarded voice

 

[SpX]

I just pick up the phone and I act like a japanese man, it's so funny. I'm like so it costs 50 dollar bill? and it's really funny.

 

[RoaCh of DisCord]

Quite often, when they ask for my mom (larae), I'll be like "this is her" in a deep voice...and they'll be like wtf?..and either go with it for a bit, or hang up lol. They never believe me rofl.

Also, sometimes I'll just scream into the phone, and be like "OH MY GOD YES...MY ANUSSSSSS".

 

[DB]

I usually just throw random insults at them.

 

[B)ushid(o]

I don't get telemarketers, only random surveys >.<, all they say is the lady of the house in, I just say no, they say what time will she be home, I say 7:00 p.m, and they call back a couple of weeks later. it always happens exactly as I described.

 

[Bag]

I always say that no one is home. Every.single.time.

 

[DigitalElite]

Originally posted by Akule
One i do when my moms not around (she thinks its mean) is i use my best "i'm retarded voice" and i tell the telemarketer i have my mommies magic card and i see if they will take advantage of me... if they dont get that the magic card is a credit card i tell them she uses it to get things from stores... i do a pretty convincing retarded voice

lol...I think I am the only one to pick up on the joke

 

[x42bn6]

Shout, "****!" and slam the phone down.

 

[Jimbo]

lol . be nice to the phone,what did it do to u : (

 

[Hot Action Akule]

or you could try to get them to fone seks you.... be like i'll buy your stuuuufff and then in the middle of it say AND IM SHITTING ON THE FLOOR AND ROLLING AROUND IN IT!

 

[t.A.T.u97]

I dont think I've been called by any telemarketers in like 6 months!

Usually I say "Vagina" and hang up, nothing special

 

[jd-inflames]

I just answer...and when I find out it is a telemarketer I hang up the phone....

 

[Forged]

My best friends is or was rather a telemarketer, so I am nice to them.