I bet you strut around with that on, and other such gems like "It's not funny till someone gets hurt, then it's hillarious" and "Your village called, they want their idiot back".
Actually, I don't have those ones...some of the ones I do have are:
Out of my mind, please leave a message.
One by one the penguins steal my sanity.
Nobody knows I'm a ninja.
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push up. He pushes the world down.
Chuck does my stunts.
Let's drop EVERYTHING and work on YOUR problem.
Unemployed
I'm a smart one (picture of a smiling donkey on it)
And many many more. I have probably 30 shirts with smartass or just plain nonsensical stuff on em. I kinda just grab whatever's clean and nearest to my closet door, and that's what I wear. Wouldn't say I "strut" around anywhere, although I know they be checkin out my business when I roll out my situation, dawg.