U can call Paris Hilton ....

[t.A.T.u97]

Originally posted by Darkmatter
I'll give you a list, so you can understand.


1. Shes pretty hot (to most, opinions will differ.)
2. She has a sextape floating around the net.
3. Guys are horny and will call to ask her sexual questions.
4. Because they want too.

Lord, even I want to do her. I was searching for pics of her at the VMA's and saw so many of her comming out of her limo with a skirt legs all spread and she was free flowin. Wasnt a pretty site.


You can go on sites and pay to see peoples phone number, address, and criminal record. I've searched Paris hilton and it came up with a paris hilton in bev. hills california.

 

[Darkmatter]

Haha...... should try that. I don't have any reason to call her though. If you want to do her, tell me when that happens, I want front rwo seats.

 

[OMGLOLWTFPWN]

pretend to be a telemarketer, just dialing random numbers, and then when she says something say oh my god is this paris hilton!>!!!1!? and then start babbling about something until she hangs up.

By the way how would you like it if people called you all day long?

 

[Jimbo]

lol,ive never seen teh sex tape,but oh god ive tried.... but failed

 

[Darkmatter]

If you really want to see it, type in Paris Hilton in a Kazaa Video search. Done. I wonder if anyone here has actually called a celebrity...

 

[Jimbo]

no kazaa for me lol ,google failed me

 

[Emperor Pan I]

Paris hilton is a complete moron. The Simple life is the stupidest show in the world.

It pains me to see how bad TV has gotten lately. All this crap is sickening.

 

[vanilla_ice_cream]

lol I've never seen Paris Hilton's sex video, I don't think she's that hot anyways. But I would have called her just to mess around with her,