The Agony Uncle Thread

[Danger_of_Brawl-Hall]

As suspected not one of you meatheads has the mental agility to wage ANY kind of defense.

 

[Calliope]

Of course not! So, instead of expecting them to reply back with any sort of intelligent post, why don't we just have them wait on me? I could use a couple of new manservants, and I don't think the males around here are capable of doing anything else.

Now, for the third time-

MY DRINK PLEASE!

 

[tdb.kneegr0w]

What a bunch of ****ing miserable failures you ****ing brawl hall nerds are. I am glad you were born for one reason only, I will always have someone at McDonalds making me my fast food when i stop in.

 

[H.C.Trouble]

Neegro eats at McDonald's, surprising to say the least. He struck as more of a grits man.

 

[tdb.kneegr0w]

I would rather eat at mcdonalds occasionally then to work there for the rest of my life, you dirty spic.

 

[CelestialBadger]

I think you guys must have realized that I'm on to you. Could it actually be that it doesn't take too much creativity to make fun of people online?

 

[H.C.Trouble]

So you let people who insult you cook your food?

Dumber than I thought, spit eater.

 

[jd-inflames]

HAHAHA spic... PWNED

 

[Doommaker]

TBD, seriously look at his avatar, like it? now tell me that you seriously want him to make your burgers, fries and coke?

 

[tdb.kneegr0w]

I said HE WOULD be making them, cause he is such a filthy spic, not that I wanted him to. You obviously missed the joke...

 

[Arkillo]

I just killed someone with my Hatchet. What should I do?

 

[Spirit-Reaper]

Make sure no one finds out?

 

[Arkillo]

Or, I could just chop them up too....Good idea

 

[Calliope]

Oh wow. I just had a great idea for a movie....

Enter Souless.

"Ah! I'm going to hack you to smitherins!"

Helpless victim screams, and runs upstairs.

"No, no, Mr. Killer Guy! Don't hurt me! I've already signed the contract for the sequel!"

"Whoa. You're cute. Let's have sex instead."

"Pfft. I'd rather you chop me to pieces, you band geek. Please decapitate me first, to spare me the pain of having to look at your greasy, acne-ridden face. Thanks."

"Dammit! Foiled again!"

It would go something like that. I still have some minor details to work out.

And you can't steal my idea. I already own the rights to it.

 

[Arkillo]

I'm a juggalo so it only makes me laugh.

 

[Calliope]

Juggalo? As in ICP? Please, for the love of God and all that is holy, tell me you're kidding. Oh dear. You openly admit that?!

Well, the whole purpose of the story was to generate a few laughs, even from the person it is based upon.

So, back to this juggalo thing. I really thought that you could not get anymore pathetic, and you admit this. You do realize that they are the worst act in the world, don't you?

I now understand where all of your aggression is coming from. The clowns tell you to smack the bitches and kill whitey, don't they?

 

[Arkillo]

Nah, the clowns don't tell me shit. I listen to them, yeah. Who gives a shit? I personally think that its funny shit. I have no aggression, just a little tweaked when a buncha dumb ****s come rolling up here like the own something

 

[Calliope]

Oh, you are so full of shit! You worship those clowns, and do everything as they tell you to. It's like some kind of ****ed up cult, and soon(hopefully) they'll begin passing out the Kool Aid. You won't want to miss out on that!

And now you're becoming defensive about your musical tastes. People listen to Adam Sandler and Chris Rock because they have funny shit. People listen to ICP because they're mindless twats that are looking for some sort of 'revolution' or what have you to join.

I've never claimed ownership of anything. And neither has most of the BH'ers that have come here. So who's a generalizing whore now?

 

[DarkQueen]

I have a bit of a problem that I am hoping Bumspud can solve for me. When I am going hammer and tongs with my dildo, like really bashing it in and out while I twist and pinch my nipples with the other hand, sometimes in the resulting frenzy the dildo slips out of the park and into the sewer if you get my meaning. What problem you say?
Well my problem is that I like to lick it when all is said and done - is that wrong?

 

[Arkillo]

Originally posted by Calliope
Oh, you are so full of shit! You worship those clowns, and do everything as they tell you to. It's like some kind of ****ed up cult, and soon(hopefully) they'll begin passing out the Kool Aid. You won't want to miss out on that!

And now you're becoming defensive about your musical tastes. People listen to Adam Sandler and Chris Rock because they have funny shit. People listen to ICP because they're mindless twats that are looking for some sort of 'revolution' or what have you to join.

I've never claimed ownership of anything. And neither has most of the BH'ers that have come here. So who's a generalizing whore now?

Man, you really are more dumb than I thought...Do you know anything about ICP? Apparntally not because you think they wanna kill the white people, when both are white...Oh, and you guys came here wanting to "whip us into shape" and "take over the asylum"