Tactics for begging your job back...

[Glowy]

OK I missed work monday morning due to that damn party sat night and I never called them or anything. I slept majority of monday away with fitfu sleeping and now I gotta go grab my paycheck I and don't really feel like looking for another job so any good tips on begging plz don't fire me tips?

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

when they say your fired, just make this face Dramatic Lemur - CollegeHumor video

 

[Jenny]

In your case you should try cutting your wrists there.

 

[ChrisH36]

Don't do something stupid like that for one.

Or you could lie out of your ass and hope your boss is a gullable fool?

 

[Sogeking]

wear an eye patch to work and say you almost poked your eye out and havn't called because you were in the hospital.

 

[Wing Zero]

I missed work monday morning due to that damn party sat night

use that quote. i used it and i got my job back

 

[Glowy]

k its all good...i didn't get fired Thank god we are low on bartenders

 

[ChrisH36]

It seems that your boss is a gulliable fool after all?

 

[Clearcast]

or theyre just low on bartenders.

do you get to clean the beer pump pipes? theres a good 4 or 5 pints in there for the lucky bastard that gets to clean them..

 

[N[U]TS]

Wow so the party was saturday and you missed work on monday. Plus you never called in. You must have a pretty laid back boss.

 

[ChrisH36]

Or a desperate one, who cracks if just one person gets fired.

 

[Clearcast]

...

or one thats short of bartenders..

 

[ChrisH36]

Both scenarios I mentioned can stem from that you know.

He can believe you because he needs you or laid back as Nuts said. And he doesn't want to take the stress of doing interviews or hiring new staff when he needs the ones he has.

The second one was just adding on to Nuts.

 

[Clearcast]

ive yet to see a laid back and mellow landlord who takes **** even if theres the slightest chance he or she doesnt have to, and most of the time even if they do have to around here thus far, especially if theyre lock stock, but alright..

 

[Jenny]

You're welcome.

 

[Teddy]

glowpoles retarded story of epic failure crits you for 10k

 

[ChrisH36]

ive yet to see a laid back and mellow landlord who takes **** even if theres the slightest chance he or she doesnt have to, and most of the time even if they do have to around here thus far, especially if theyre lock stock, but alright..

Landlords are heartless you could say. They will only be happy as long as they get money.

glowpoles retarded story of epic failure crits you for 10k

If you are immune to Retardomancy, then you take nothing.

 

[Jesus Dies InTheEnd]

How someone can be out partying saturday and miss work monday is beyond me. expecially as a bartender, who's jerb doesn't really kick off till what, a short little rush at lunchtime, a small constant stream during happy hour, then your ballstothewalls from ~9-close?

Seriously though dude, if you're partying 'that hard' or whatever reason you want to give for being out that long, you need to shorten that **** up or you will likely end up ODing or dying of other various reasons.

Not that most of us would pay any notice that isn't negative, but seriously.

On the other hand, I do love reading your posts that are /qq about your life.

 

[ChrisH36]

How someone can be out partying saturday and miss work monday is beyond me. expecially as a bartender, who's jerb doesn't really kick off till what, a short little rush at lunchtime, a small constant stream during happy hour, then your ballstothewalls from ~9-close?

Seriously though dude, if you're partying 'that hard' or whatever reason you want to give for being out that long, you need to shorten that **** up or you will likely end up ODing or dying of other various reasons.

Not that most of us would pay any notice that isn't negative, but seriously.

On the other hand, I do love reading your posts that are /qq about your life.

That's what actually bothered me when I first read it. If it was the next day, or it was some 40 hour thing that ended Sunday, then it would be reasonable.

But there isn't really an excuse. Unless he had like a massive hangover on Sunday.

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

i'd kill myself before i let a hangover affect me for 2-3 days...theres absolutely no reason i could think of for missing work other than being a lazy piece of ****