Someone auctioning a person on ebay

[Ntrik_]

umm

so if som1 buys him... how would they get him? What if the guy sayas "NOOO I WANT MY MOMMY"

 

[WildfireFX]

Guys. The person who bid 20k probably won't pay. Durr.

 

[Oxide08]

lol hahah wat a waste of cash
some ppl r just stupid

 

[Gimmi]

Of course its illegal, remember the Civil War?

not personaly but i heard a story about it once...the amancipation proclamation dealie but that applys only to the US right? not all country agreed to it

 

[JeRkInS]

wow thats some ****ed up shit end of story...

omg thats some illegal shit doing that right.. cause if they pay for real they arent gonna really send a person... so they get all the money and goto jail hmm... i dont know what they were thinking when they did this but i think law inforcement should intervine or atleast ebay w/e

 

[Brandon]

Wowwwwwwwww, wouldent a Ebay Personal have to check it 1st?

 

[ShaftedTwice]

Im gonna buy him.

 

[R[s]T]

its a prank

 

[Emperor Pan I]

Somehow this reminds me of the slave trades that went on...

but damn, who the hell sells a person. "Daddy didn't love me, so he sold me on ebay"

 

[CelestialBadger]

Some of these replies are funnier than the auction.

 

[Brandon]

Lol....id place a bid, if i had an account..but i would never really pay for him..

 

[Pureblade]

It says that he will choose how much of him to ship. They could just send you apeice of fingernail and a hair.

 

[Brandon]

Were does it say that at?

 

[t.A.T.u97]

Item location: Champaign, Illinois
United States

Rofl I live in Champaign!

 

[Cobalt Wolf]

ShaftedTwice, what are you gonna do with him?​

 

[Oxide08]

its a prank

wow ur very observant ... make him ur slave and make him do ur dirty work

 

[Cobalt Wolf]

Good idea! He can start by cleaning out the kittens' litterbox.​

 

[Oxide08]

if i had a person like that i would make him my securtiy gaurd ... nd if he was a small guy i would make him my human shield

 

[OMGLOLWTFPWN]

It says they may only sell a part of him, all they have to do is mail a toenail clipping and get 15,000 dollars for it. GG!

 

[Darkmatter]

We'll, if they sell me his arm, I can use it to grab my remote and stuff when I'm too lazy to go and get it.