Someone auctioning a person on ebay

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High bidder: tammanytechnology ( 10)

Technology.. that word intrigues me. Maybe they will buy him and use him for science. :)
 

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[glow=gray]Oh my god! Hahaha. That's so funny. A guy being sold on ebay for $17,099.99. I'd rather spend my money on something else.[/glow]

I don't know how much of a pain in the ass it's going to be to ship this item
Heheh. Does that mean they'll put the guy in a box?
 

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Just don't ship him UPS, or he'll end up like my paintball gun, in pieces.
 

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bahahahahha,i shall buy him and use him as my sex slave

lol,i wonder if the guy he is selling even knows about it ^^
 

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I bet he's as dirty as Ace's Penis.
 

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how do you know that?

isint that a form of prostatutuion ^^
 

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Depends on what state/location you're in.
 

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Q: You stupid ****ing moron, I hope that someone bids just for the hell of it to leave you neg. feedback. We don't need this type of shit on ebay, no, it's...more answered on

A: Isn't calling me a "stupid ****ing moron" a bit redundant? Wouldn't that make you the "stupid ****ing moron?"
ahh the yelling


CAUTION: Do not buy him if you have a problem with him stabbing you with needles infected with the AIDS virus. He comes with a two year warranty. The reason I am selling this item is because I am going to jail for a while, and I'll have no use for him- except for utilizing his secretions of anal salve. However, the warden told me that I was not able to bring him with me. However, here is a cool marquee to make you want this item!
Im scraed :(
 

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Hah, that's strange. But If I had $17,099.99, I wouldn't spend it on some random guy off of E-Bay.

I wonder if that's legal?
 

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Heh, of course it isn't. Unless it's his corpse and that was in his will?
 

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It says the person being sold will determine what quantaty of himself the buyer will recieve, and that the seller will tack on any shiping cost he/she so desires to. This seems like a big hoax to me o.0
 

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Of course its illegal, remember the Civil War?
 

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